HOLIDAY SEXUAL INNUENDOS  

Ladyblue802 59F
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4/25/2006 1:49 pm

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4/25/2006 5:39 pm

HOLIDAY SEXUAL INNUENDOS


(POSTED 11/23/05)

"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are you ready for seconds yet?"

"Are you going to come again next time?"

"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

"You still have a little bit on your chin."

"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

"How long will it take after you stick it in?"

"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"

"How many are coming?"

"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."

"How long do I beat it before it's ready?

49AK 56M
1823 posts
4/25/2006 2:34 pm

How about this one:

"Up until a couple years ago she preferred carrots, but now she likes sweet potatoes."


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