No Sex Since 1955  

LadyFantasy68 50F
208 posts
11/15/2005 3:06 pm

Last Read:
4/11/2006 5:48 am

No Sex Since 1955


Loved this when got sent in an email the other day. Hope you enjoy it too.

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala
event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There
was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies
in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant
Major for conversation.

She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to
be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just
serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations
and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a
lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a
conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up
a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious
manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you
don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last
time you had sex?"

The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955."
She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to
chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I
mean, no sex since 1955! Isn't that a little
extreme?"

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in
his matter-of-fact voice,"You think so? It's only
2130 now."


lifeisablast333 55M

11/15/2005 5:55 pm

thats funny


LadyFantasy68 50F
126 posts
11/24/2005 12:53 am

Nice to see you drop by my blog lifeisablast333. Glad you enjoyed it and hope you pop in and comment again.

LF


LadyFantasy68 50F
126 posts
11/24/2005 12:55 am

fotofinishr - I agree, if it had been any good one would certainly hope he had more of a smile on his face so soon after. But still, I loved the punchline as was not what you expected.


mattstu 52M
28 posts
2/17/2006 2:21 am

1955 hours, your place or mine


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