The Godfather  

LabioBent 106M
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6/22/2006 9:23 am

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7/9/2006 4:22 pm

The Godfather

A Mafia Godfather finds out his book-keeper has screwed him for ten million dollars. This book-keeper is deaf.

It was considered an occupational benefit and why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf book-keeper wouldn't be able to hear anything he could ever testify to in court. When the Godfather goes to shakedown the book-keeper about his missing $10 million greenbacks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather asks the book-keeper: "Where is the $10 million dollars you stole from me?"

The attorney, using sign language, asks the book-keeper where the cash is hidden.

The book-keeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."

The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

So the Godfather pulls out a 9-mm pistol, puts it to the book-keeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"

The attorney signs to the book-keeper: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"

The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"

The Godfather asks the attorney: "So what did he say?"

The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger!".


HBowt2 60F

6/22/2006 5:04 pm

you really can't trust attorney's......

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
6/22/2006 6:05 pm

You can never trust attorneys!

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