The Farmer  

LabioBent 106M
1273 posts
5/19/2006 12:18 pm

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The Farmer

There was a farmer out in the country, a meek
little guy who had a speech problem and couldn't
talk right. He got his first telephone, the kind
that hangs on the kitchen wall and has to be cranked to get the operator.

Soon after it was installed, he tried his
first call. (crank, crank, ring, ring)


"Gimme fvree, fvree, one, fi, pease."

"Excuse me?"

"I wanna talk ta fvree, fvree, one, fi."

"I don't understand you, sir."


"Sir, if you want to make a call, you're going

to have to talk plainer than that."

"Oh, yust shtick it up yer ash!" (And he slammed
the phone down)

The next morning, there was a knock at the
farmer's door. Two very large repairmen from the
phone company were there, and they asked
him if he was the one who had used a profanity
with their operator.

"Yesh, I yam", he said.

The telephone man said "Sir, we don't stand
for our ladies being treated that way. You have a choice. You can either call her right now and apologize, or we're going to remove your telephone."

Without saying a word, the little man walked
to the telephone. (crank, crank, ring, ring)


"Are yew th' lady I told ta
shtick 'dis telephone up her ash?"

Immediately huffy, the operator replied


"Well, get ready. Dere bringin' it in!!"


SweetDarlinAngel 40F
2996 posts
5/19/2006 1:54 pm



rm_mm0206 70F
7767 posts
5/19/2006 3:31 pm

still lmao


tillerbabe 57F

5/19/2006 11:45 pm

rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
5/20/2006 1:18 pm

thanks I feel better now

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