LabioBent 106M
1273 posts
4/16/2006 11:44 am

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4/17/2006 4:05 pm


Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics these are some questions people the world over are asking!!!! Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website (frightening, isn't it!)

Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK) A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.

Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA) A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto-can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden) A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden) A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy) A: Let's not touch this one.

Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (UK) A: What did your last slave die of?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA) A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA) A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (UK) A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA) A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is... oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany) A: No, WE don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you sell it in Canada? (USA) A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy) A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA) A: Only at Thanksgiving.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round?
(Germany) A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA) A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA) A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.


papyrina 52F
21133 posts
4/16/2006 1:03 pm

i've seen similar for australia

I'm a

i'm here to stay

LabioBent replies on 4/17/2006 8:43 am:
They have Polar Bear, Moose and ATM's ib Australia??????????????


rm_mm0206 70F
7767 posts
4/16/2006 2:59 pm

I have several friends in Ontario and those people are nuts....

I have a friend in St Catherines that sends me photographs and jokes about Canadiens....I had to ask her to slow down with them she was filling my email up.

I am glad yall have a good sense of humor, especially being right over

LabioBent replies on 4/17/2006 8:47 am:
What a small world!
I have friends in Ontario too!
St. Catherines, Kitchener, Toronto, Ottawa, HUNTSville!
I too can send jokes and pictures!
Aren't you glad we don't hold it over you!


HBowt2 60F

4/17/2006 8:14 am

I thought you might have answered them in here......

LabioBent replies on 4/17/2006 8:48 am:
Only give straight answers in person!


rm_mm0206 70F
7767 posts
4/17/2006 3:59 pm


but I thought you did and always have ...
its like 'we have all this damn freezin snow we can blow right down on ya'......

and you usually do!
maybe one of these days we can send a texas twister yer way...

hugs...Labio, my Fabio

LabioBent replies on 4/17/2006 4:09 pm:
Never goin' ta give you the cold shoulder!

Canada has the occassional twister!

Fabio Labio

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