I WANT TO BE A PIG!!!!!!!!!!  

LabioBent 106M
1273 posts
3/5/2006 7:38 am

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I WANT TO BE A PIG!!!!!!!!!!

Tidbits of information

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

Hardly seems worth it.

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

Now that's more like it!

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

In my next life, I want to be a pig. I want to be George the pig!!

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

I'm still not over the pig!!

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

Do not try this at home......maybe at work.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping male's head off.

"Honey, I'm home. What the....?!"

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

30 minutes...can you imagine??

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Something I always wanted to know.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

Hmmmmmm......(Labio knew that!)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

OK, so that would be a good thing....

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

I wonder who was paid to figure that out? (commenton't know whom was paid, but I bet it was done with a gummint grant.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

I know some people like that.

Starfish have no brains.

I know some people like that too.

Polar bears are left-handed.

If they switch, will they live a lot longer?

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

What about that pig??

And with that, I'm off for the evening. Thanks for stopping by. See y'all on Wednesday.

What about that pig??


sassybelle21 34F  
13313 posts
3/5/2006 8:20 am

God my dad forces me to eat pork. Must be that missing pig that gets cooked at my home

LabioBent 106M
2082 posts
3/5/2006 11:04 am

Should have Captain Morgan with your pok!!!!!!!!


rm_goddess1946 107F
13518 posts
3/5/2006 5:50 pm

Goddess has been a pig for many years..
pretty good since she was born in the
year of the dog
Kisses to Ben Hen! {=}

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
3/5/2006 7:14 pm

What do ya know...I've been called a pig, and all this time I thought it was an insult..go figure!!...LMAO


Allsleeky 37F

3/5/2006 10:19 pm

yeah baby quality over quantity!

LabioBent 106M
2082 posts
3/6/2006 5:11 pm

Goddess-BentHen sends {=}{=}'s
LustT-they can call me whatevere, whenever
Allsleeky-agreed!That's why my knees take such a beating!!


LabioBent 106M
2082 posts
4/17/2007 4:10 am

Oink! Oink!

I see green letters on a red background with red lettered hi-lights!

This post originated on March 5, 2006. Back in the day when command [*b*][*color green*] resulted in


I'll drink a case of TWO BUCK CHUCK first!


LabioBent 106M
2082 posts
8/31/2007 3:31 am

    Quoting rm_Dysgyzed:
    I'd wish to be a female praying mantis in this life, but I'm pretty sure I already got some of those traits! *wink*

    A pig you say...you just want to be eaten at every opportunity is what that's really all about.
I've been called a Ham more than once!!

Eat me?


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