I'M FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

LabioBent 106M
1273 posts
5/15/2006 12:12 pm

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5/18/2006 2:27 am

I'M FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?", asked the lawyer?

Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."

"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question? Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'"?

Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road...."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie".

Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, hurting real bad and I couldn't move. And I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning in pain across the road. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came a roaring up on the scene. He heard Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her dead between the eyes. Then that Highway Patrolman came across the road, with his big old gun dangling in hand, looked down at me laying there in the ditch, and said 'How are you feeling?'

Now whata the hell would you a said?"


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
5/15/2006 1:38 pm

Good grief! I can't stop laughing at your jokes! Where do you find all of these? I love to laugh, don't you?

EroticaXTC 51F

5/15/2006 2:58 pm

LUV IT!!!!

rm_mm0206 70F
7767 posts
5/15/2006 9:27 pm


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