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7/14/2006 7:04 pm

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.
> "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
> When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name
> of your willy?"
> The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."
> The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me
> the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the
> slogan 'Just Do It.'
> That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It
> really Satisfies.' "
> The cowboy looks dumbfounded! So the bartender tells him he will give
> him a second to think it over.
> So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a
> beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
> The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy
> asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a
> lickin' and keeps on tickin!' "
> A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who
> happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys
> call yours?"
> The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because
> "'Quality is Job One" "Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
> The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!' "
> And gives a wink!
> Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes
> up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and
> exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer.
> "The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
> asks, "Why Secret?"
> The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A
> WOMAN!!!!!!!'

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