Counting Calories?!?!?!?!!!  

LEESPRINGS2003 46F
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7/16/2006 6:53 pm

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7/17/2006 8:20 am

Counting Calories?!?!?!?!!!


It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research, they are proud to present, to the LOVE group, the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent..........................12 Calories
Without her consent..................................2187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands...................................8 Calories
With one hand...................................................12 Calories
With your teeth................................................485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection..................................................6 Calories
Without an erection.........................................4315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris.......................................8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.................................4092 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary.........................................................12 Calories
69 lying down....................................................78 Calories
69 standing up.................................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow....................................................216 Calories
Doggy Style.....................................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier.............................................2912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real...............................................................112 Calories
Fake.............................................................1315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging...........................................18 Calories
Getting up immediately........................................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years......................................................36 Calories
30-39 years......................................................80 Calories
40-49 years.....................................................124 Calories
50-59 years...................................................1972 Calories
60-69 years...................................................7916 Calories
70 and over......................................Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.............................................................32 Calories
In a hurry.........................................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door..................5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door................13,521 Calories

PLEASE NOTE: Results may vary

1973GAL 45F

7/16/2006 8:28 pm

good one..thanks for the laugh


funaddict65 54M

7/17/2006 4:58 am

Lee did you make those up?......they are Great


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