Last Laugh  

LAredfish269 61M
52 posts
4/6/2006 2:20 pm

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3/16/2010 4:54 am

Last Laugh


A tour bus full of only ugly people was going up a mountain side when it was
struck by an oncoming truck, then went crashing over the side of the mountain
and everyone inside died. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise
and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because
of the grief they have experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I
want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. You can almost see
the light bulbs light up over everyones' head. Each one asking to be gorgeous, but when
God is halfway down the line, He notices the last guy holding a hand to his
mouth in an effort to contain a snicker. When
there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing
his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy grabs his sides, struggles to his feet, does his best to wipe the
grin off his face, looks at God and with an even solemn tone says:

"Make 'em all ugly again."

NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE. BE HAPPY.

IfOnlyThen 71F

4/12/2006 12:51 pm

Fun joke - everyhting always works out for the best.


rm_wantinsome06 31M

8/24/2006 9:26 pm

That is some funny shit right there. Good one.


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