Kristofer32 47M
101 posts
5/8/2006 5:16 pm

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6/19/2006 9:30 am


I tell you, it has been a while since I was there, but what a great little place. Bumps resembling mountains, green grass, a bunch of beautiful people and the serenity of flying there over the weekend. It was almost an orgasm in the making. Too bad the mile high club can't have solo members. I could have gotten myself off just thinking about the views. It is a jewel in the wasteland for certain. Golf was fun and the beer bunnies...if only I could have had beer, too. Great little gal offered to be my caddy for the back side. Great gal. Great offer. If you happen to be on this site...thanks for everything. When I headed home, ATC had fly the airway back straight to the east and went over Winslow. All I could think of was that old Eagles song and how my little beer bunny actually was driving a "flatbed Ford." I am without words today so it leave with an email I got that is wrong on so many levels...

Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one.

As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for.

Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line.

When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said, "How the heck do you do this at your age?" She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em dry!"

The policeman fainted.


rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
5/8/2006 5:56 pm


Purry {=}


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