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Poems and Real Confessions Of The Kinky Man
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New Years!
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Posted:Dec 31, 2014 1:42 pm
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2015 7:06 pm
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What will you be doing for it? What are some of your dreams and hopes for 2015? 
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To bad...
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Posted:Nov 20, 2014 2:37 pm
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2014 1:39 pm
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Its just to bad that 65% of profiles here are fake or scammers.
Its to bad that 30% of people here are bull shitters and will never meet in person.
So where does that leave the other 5% that are real? Shit out of luck I guess! 
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Big black thing in the shower!
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Posted:Sep 9, 2014 9:26 pm
Last Updated:Sep 21, 2014 7:29 pm
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I had a very long day at work today. I came home and decided to have a few glasses of wine to relax and wind down. After a few I was feeling pretty good. Tipsy you might say and needed a hot shower. As I was in the shower I saw this big long black thing out of the corner of my eyes. I grabbed it! It was hard so I stroked it! I must admit it, I was still feeling pretty damn good! So I played with it for a while! Squeezed it a few times and it eventually started to shoot! Felt so good! Then I realized.... It was only a bottle of shower gel. LOL 
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Where are all the real people at?
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Posted:Jul 1, 2013 6:27 pm
Last Updated:Sep 9, 2014 9:05 pm
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Everyone complains about others not being real when they are FAKE themselves! WTF? For example... Someone I recently talked to on AdultFriendFinder has a FAKE picture posted on her profile that's not even her but, she's looking for a real man! LMFAO... You have got to be fucking kidding me! FAKE ASS PEOPLE HAVE TAKING OVER THIS SITE!!!
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Lesbian...
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Posted:Apr 2, 2012 3:08 pm
Last Updated:Aug 4, 2012 6:45 pm
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Today this very attractive woman told me she was a lesbian. I was a little shocked. She said "I only like women. I'm not attracted to men in any way, shape or form". I said well hell... That makes me a lesbian to then! LOL
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Asshole...
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Posted:Jul 1, 2011 6:52 pm
Last Updated:May 26, 2013 10:11 pm
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Someone called me an asshole today! So I unzipped my pants, pulled down my underwear, bent over and showed them exactly who I am! Then said can I help u? 
Kinky!
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Im So Fuckin' Horny!
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Posted:Dec 16, 2010 4:59 pm
Last Updated:May 26, 2013 10:13 pm
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I so fuckin' horny and it seems like no one I have sex with can keep up or or last as long as me! I need someone who can keep up! I'm a sex addicted and I'm no afraid to admit it! Can anyone help quench my thirst for endless sex! I know I cant be the only one going through this? >>! HELP!!! ?*
Kinky!
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Fakes!
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Posted:Oct 4, 2010 3:50 pm
Last Updated:May 26, 2013 10:14 pm
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What makes a person fake to you? I would like to know, Lords knows there's a lot of them on AdultFriendFinder & Ive encountered a few in my time. I don't deal with them or fake 1 picture profiles! 
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Kingdom Cum
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Posted:Jun 1, 2008 6:39 pm
Last Updated:May 26, 2013 10:15 pm
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Confession Of A Kinky Man 10
...\8 Kingdom Cum ...\8
Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen
It seems as if everyones on a mission to cum
So relax, take your clothes off and enjoy
You'll love this one!
I'm one of those guys who cums a lot!
I thought it was a little bizarre at first
Until women told me they think its sexy and hot!
You suck me off once
Your wet ocean makes me cum twice
Give me double-digit numbers
I'll squirt that out in one night!
Some guys are the little engines that could
I'm a locomotive that can!
They're spitting out droplets of cum
I'm covering her with a whole new tan!
Kinky fire fighter... In the bedroom
Yeah, would you like to see?
I'll cum all over you
Then you can cream all over me!
Ladies, If you want a guy who cums a lot...
Kingdom Cum is the name!
My cum never stops!
He is I and I am him
My boys don't only shoot; Those little soldiers can swim!
If you're like so many others who love to cum...
Then do it again and again!
Hell; I do it for fun!
Shes masturbating on my face
Awww... My tongue is having to much fun!
My cock is getting overzealous
Its time to let Kingdom Cum!
 Thanks for reading my blog! happym; Kinky! ?*
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The Master Of Selfish Sex
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Posted:May 27, 2008 1:21 pm
Last Updated:Oct 5, 2008 7:55 pm
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Confessions Of A Kinky Man 9
o-o The Master of Selfish Sex o-o
Lets have sex Honey!
Why? We just do the same things
Heres an idea, lets role play!
Forget what you want
Just do what I say!
You want it slow and I want it fast!
Put it in your pussy?
No, no, no...
I want it in your ass!
You say it hurts?
Baby you can take it
I'm going to make sure its good and lubricated
It was your idea for us to get naked.
Lick your throbbing cunt?
No... The game is called do what I want!
You want to be on top, well me too!
Your no fucking me
I'm fucking you!
Oh... You don't like this game?
Sorry; There's no time outs!
Take it like a big girl
Grab my cock and put it in your mouth
I'm loving this game!
It's so much fun!
Suck it faster and go deeper baby!
I'm about to erupt, I'm about to cum!
This game is great!
I am The Master Of Selfish Sex
I love you too Honey!
Just in case I didn't tell you, your turn is next!
 Thanks for reading my blog! happym; Kinky! ?*
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