If Mr. Wang was somehow Separated from KingDongilingus, would you......  

KingDongilingus 43M
32 posts
8/2/2006 1:04 am

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8/4/2006 12:53 pm

If Mr. Wang was somehow Separated from KingDongilingus, would you......

If Mr. Wang were to become suddenly separated through Gamma Radiation experiments, going into space and being hit by Cosmic Radiation, or somehow bitten by a Radioactive Spider-vagina, would you the loyal reader..........
Take Mr. Wang to a Movie (not required, he won't talk during Previews either)
Grab Mr. Wang with your Kung-Fu grip (if male), your Barbie Grip (if female), your Plastic Man Grip (if you fall in-between)
Laugh at the unfortunate situation of Mr. Wang (sick fucks around here tonight Mr. Wang)
Punt Kick Mr. Wang at a passing Yellow Cab due to irritationary difficulties not due to your own fault.
Hang Mr. Wang from a Yardarm, and smack him like you are smacking your OWN ass.
Add him to your already existing collection of Dahmer Unlimited Penis Envy
Take Mr. Wang into an alley to "Shake hands with the Man". (Not cool if you are a guy)
Mail Mr. Wang in a FedEx box to see if he meets Wilson on the way out.
Inject Mr. Wang with a Super Soldier formulae to experiment and observe Hulk-Like properties
Totally chat to Mr. Wang about life, telling him funky stories (He likes that one)

wistfuljester 65M

8/2/2006 2:42 am

I suppose you may see this blog approach as being clever--and in some ways, I suppose it is. I can't help notice, however, that you have almost no replies.

You might try less emphasis on your "Wang", and more on your personality.

Just a suggestion.

rm_aboutme66 52F
6047 posts
8/2/2006 12:24 pm

King and Mr Wang
Baby you know you make me laugh.But I have to join the ranks for the sick fucks........lmfao .....

note ... why do people come into your blog and bash you?????
Did they get a person invite that I missed. Well if thats the case .... I am saddened , tearfull and hurt. Feelings broken beyound repair. And don't think for one minute that I wil believe that it got lost in the mail.

Someday is today.

KingDongilingus 43M

8/3/2006 12:03 am

Lucky me, I figured out that I am on here for one reason only: To amuse myself (and coincidentally my mild mannered friends, Mr. Wang as well). I also post for myself, should no one ever read it, I would imagine none but me would actually care. Null Point however, since I don't care if anyone ever reads it!

Consider the logic of course. I could say I care little for what my somewhat gregarious detractors say, after all, being irrelevant is the nature of the game, well, if you are losing at it that is.

Ha! So Ahoy to all those people who can't stand me, trust me, should we ever be in the same sinking boat, no mistaking it, I will do my damndest to watch you drown first, after all, this IS America right?

No, feelings are never broken beyond repair, encroaching senility and overall neural damage breaks the BRAIN beyond repair, but mind you, that is only how I see it.

In a world of so-called "uniqueness", I find that if I even RATE detractors that I am doing pretty damn good. For your consideration: Madonna and/or Paris Hilton. Proof of THAT pudding.

KingDongilingus and Mr. Wang

wistfuljester 65M

8/4/2006 12:26 am

Hey, I didn't post what I did in an effort to detract--I just made an observation.

I beg your pardon.

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