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KhaosKitty 43F
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9/28/2005 7:04 pm

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Here's some more silliness for y'all:

Women's Prayer:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
Says he'll call, and won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed.
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh, send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen.

Man's Prayer:
Dear God please send me a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a liquor store and a boat. Amen

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