Only here in Montana  

KandyCoated4U 53F
1461 posts
6/7/2006 5:22 am

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6/8/2006 4:26 am

Only here in Montana

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very
sexy nightie.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went fishing.

Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into BDSM and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag

You know which restaurant serves the freshest ELK

A low speed pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast

! If I were a crayon, I'd most likely be jammed up some kids nose.

rm_greydog63 54M

6/7/2006 4:58 pm

A man is watching the pet 4H sheep that belong to his neighbors son while they are away on vacation. He hears a vehicle coming and decides to shock an out-of-stater, so he grabs the closest sheep and starts humping it like he's having sex with it. The vehicle happens to be a pick-up with Montana tags. The driver sees the man, stops, rolls down the window and shouts, "That's a ram you dumb-ass!"

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