Weathermen are stupid!  

Kaliedascope61 43M
3157 posts
7/18/2006 7:43 pm

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Weathermen are stupid!


Weathermen are stupid!

Hail the all mighty weatherman and his power to break into any television program just at the moment I want to watch. I don't care if Hail is about to pour down on docdirk who lives like a hundred miles away! I'm trying to watch the chick from Houston, bust out another amazing performance on Rock Star Supernova!

But NOOOOOO

The weatherman has to make sure I know that bad weather is moving toward docdirk

I've bout had it with breaking news! I'll tell you what weatherman, next time wait till the fucking commercial! Or just let me watch it on the news. Or better yet, I'll just look out the window and see the lightening and the storm. I don't need you to tell me its raining when I can see it for myself. Why didn't you tell me this yesterday mister prediction?


NSAAddict 43F

7/18/2006 8:08 pm

LMAO, so what you're saying is you don't care if Doc gets killed in a storm as long as you can watch RockStar? LOL, bad boy!


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/19/2006 12:46 pm:
No thats not what I said at all, I said I don't care if doc gets bonked on the head with nickle sized hail.

There is a difference!

Phuc_Buddy 47M

7/19/2006 2:26 am

    Quoting NSAAddict:
    LMAO, so what you're saying is you don't care if Doc gets killed in a storm as long as you can watch RockStar? LOL, bad boy!
Who is she kidding Doc was hiding under his bed! Seriously now we all know that including the weatherman so why is he interupting the singing titfest?


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/19/2006 12:47 pm:
I don't know why anyone would want to ruin a singing titfest! downright unamerican if you ask me.

champagnechaser 42F
1639 posts
7/19/2006 5:07 am

    Quoting NSAAddict:
    LMAO, so what you're saying is you don't care if Doc gets killed in a storm as long as you can watch RockStar? LOL, bad boy!
Doc was prolly lost in another state or suttin, he wasn't even home and we really wanted to see the houston girl sing

Besides, it was only hail the size of quarters, not golf balls, so it wouldn't have harmed anyone but a midget


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/19/2006 12:48 pm:
I think a midget intervention is in order.

ButteryDelight 59F

7/19/2006 5:20 am

Wouldn't it be interesting if we could control the weather? Just reach out and hit the button on the machine for sun and then hit the button for snow or rain. But, that really wouldn't work cause some people would want sun every day and somewhere out there there is a perverse soul who would want to make it rain all the time just cause he/she could.

Buttery Delight


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/19/2006 12:49 pm:
I heard it was the russians controlling all the weather and sending all the hurricanes!

I gotta stop listening to late night radio.

gypsy1629 42F

7/19/2006 5:20 am

I feel the same damned way about the weatherman....but I do have an addiction to the weather channel as I can pick and choose when I want to see or hear about bad or even good weather.......lol your post was pretty damned funny hun......thanks for the laugh!

gypsy


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/19/2006 12:50 pm:
an addiction to the the weather channel? the playboy channel I can understand, but the weather channel? really?

mycin62 56F

7/19/2006 6:25 am

Hey, Doc was at the Mohegan Sun spending his money on the slots, during all this storm stuff. He probabley was oblivious to all of it.


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/19/2006 12:50 pm:
Thats our doc, oblivious to everything!

alphuctup 41M

7/19/2006 7:37 am

I don't know about Rock Star Supernova but I do know never to trust a weatherman, or a man in a cardigan but that's another story.


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/19/2006 12:51 pm:
Tell me about this man and his cardigan that scares you so?

rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
5220 posts
7/19/2006 9:09 am

The only way they're correct is if they report after the weather has started. You have to hand it to people who know when to seize an opportunity.


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/19/2006 12:52 pm:
I don't think weathermen are human anymore!

Sulabula 46F
12659 posts
7/19/2006 11:11 am

They always get it wrong lol

Sula xxx

come visit my blog


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/19/2006 12:52 pm:
why do they keep on trying?

Phuc_Buddy 47M

7/19/2006 12:56 pm

Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/19/2006 12:47 pm:
I don't know why anyone would want to ruin a singing titfest! downright unamerican if you ask me
.

Phucing Amen Brother!


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/19/2006 12:57 pm:


Damn Fuggin straight!

rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
5220 posts
7/19/2006 2:30 pm

Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/19/2006 1:52 pm:
I don't think weathermen are human anymore!


They don't have to be. A computer generated hair do would be more articulate than some of them.


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/19/2006 6:54 pm:
computer generated hair? I gotta get me some of that!

MWWwantmore 52F

7/19/2006 2:49 pm

LOL I know it kept interuppting my show too! It was pissing me off big time!



I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/19/2006 6:54 pm:
Ya but my show was more important than yours!

docdirk 49M

7/19/2006 6:00 pm

Hey... I'm a weatherman!!!!!!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/19/2006 6:55 pm:
I thought that was you!

LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
7/19/2006 10:29 pm

BREAKING NEWS...BREAKING NEWS...BREAKING NEWS!!!!

I just saw my neighbor changing (accidentally) through her upstairs window!! Her tits look way better than I expected for someone in her 70's...


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/22/2006 6:41 am:
Now that is the type of breaking news I'd like to here more often.

rm_gerson42 53M
2419 posts
7/20/2006 9:15 pm

Oh man, you should see it here in Santa Barbara. We don't have many weather changes. So if they see clouds, they automatically predict 20% chance of rain. If we have rain, the papers run headlines of storm of the year or some other asanine such thing. What a gig to be able to be wrong a lot of the time and have it be ok.
ger


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/22/2006 6:43 am:
Santa Barbara? isn't that a soap opra?

seriously though I always wanted to have an extended visit in california.

aascrompn 43M
6444 posts
7/21/2006 9:48 am

LOL - The nerve of that motherfucker!


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/22/2006 6:43 am:
Kaaaaa RAAAAAZZZZy

akron42   
2375 posts
7/21/2006 2:08 pm

My son was addicted to the weather reports when he was around 4. I was getting ready for work one day and he yells thru the bedroom door "Steve says to wear your boots". A few minutes later, "Steve says you'd better take an umbrella for later". When we got in the car, he said "Steve was right. It's gonna rain cats and dogs". I asked "Who the hell is Steve?" His reply? "Steve is our weather person. Let's take a look at the national picture"!


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/22/2006 6:44 am:
oh boy....time for him to move on to some cartoons!

MOfunNOWWOW 56F

7/22/2006 10:09 am

How does the weatherman know docdirk they never mention him here


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/22/2006 10:32 am:
Everyone knows doc up here, that man gets around!

rm_iwannatellu 46F
933 posts
7/22/2006 1:32 pm

I know what you mean.

But the thing is, if he had told you the day before, he would have predicted sunshine and fine weather. This way, if he tells you at the time, even though you can see it for yourself, he is not wrong.

Our weather people here don't interrupt programmes though. That must really suck!


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/22/2006 1:49 pm:
I think im going to have to write a strongly worded email, so that this doesn't happen again.

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
7/22/2006 3:23 pm

i love the weather man,he is better than all the other crap thats on


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/23/2006 5:08 am:
Really? I'll trade our weatherman for yours than!

rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
5220 posts
7/22/2006 3:26 pm

Hi, I'm just here to leave a comment. You sent me from NSA's blog. Of course, this won't help your count, since it's my third comment on this post, but you didn't have a new one. But now it's your turn ...

Tag! You're it!


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/23/2006 5:08 am:
And I was getting the feeling it wouldn't work!

TabithaElectra 39F

7/22/2006 4:25 pm

I'm English, we're freakin' obsessed by the weather anyway, but it doesn't interrupt the programs here!


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/23/2006 5:09 am:
Sooooo Lucky! I'd move there, but you don't have baseball.

warmandsexy52 65M
13164 posts
7/23/2006 5:02 am

Like Tabs I'm English. Worse than that I'm English and a paraglider pilot, so I'm weather obsessed. I never count on the TV to give me anything of value whatsoever.

Our weather is often very changeable, but as Tabs said we don't get interruptions to programs. But maybe that's because we're all so terribly polite, lol.

warm


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/23/2006 5:09 am:
how do you get your weather than?

rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
5220 posts
7/23/2006 8:04 am

Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/23/2006 6:08 am:
And I was getting the feeling it wouldn't work!


Yeah, but do you return the favor? Men!!!


rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
5220 posts
7/23/2006 8:06 am

BTW, you should read the send-up on your comment TheClits left on my blog. Hilarious!


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/24/2006 3:17 am:
I think I read the right one about you having a fake left butt cheek?

rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
5220 posts
7/24/2006 11:58 am

Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/24/2006 4:17 am:
I think I read the right one about you having a fake left butt cheek?


Yeah, but it's totally off base. It's just because my makeup was smudged on one cheek. People are so picky ...


Kaliedascope61 replies on 7/24/2006 12:56 pm:
same thing happens to me all the time.

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