The Fried Pie Strikes Back  

Kaliedascope61 43M
3157 posts
3/24/2006 8:46 am

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The Fried Pie Strikes Back

The Fried Pie Strikes Back

Again, and again, and again, I return to the infamous Brookshire's brothers. Any one who has done a little diving in my basement might know of the little old lady who insists that I buy fried pies during my morning trip for a home cooked breakfast at the grocery store.

If you want a little back ground on this please read Fried Pie and the End of the Universe

Sad thing to note, ever since I bought my own coffee maker I just do not go to the Brookshire brothers as often and my morning routine has changed. Until today that is,

I ran out of coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew that she would be there waiting for me, even if I hadn't been in weeks, I knew she would never pass on! No matter how old she gets. But, I was out of coffee, did I tell you that already? And being out of coffee, and the time being not yet 8am I knew I would have to force my unshaven, unshowered, sleepy eyed ass down to the Brookshire brothers, for coffee, and fried pie that will surely be forced on me once again.

I was distraught, and I knew there was no getting around it, so on went yesterdays socks, fuck the underwear, I'll go commando this morning, on went yesterdays sweater, a quick look in the mirror, splash some water on my face, grab the bottle of Listerine and my keys and I'm out the door for 10 mins of hell in a grocery store, where one devious old devil woman is waiting for me with a fried pie!

Well as you can tell, I am back, and I keep glancing at that fried pie, and like the time before, I do not know what is in it. I don't wanna know either; I am not going to eat it.

Fuck you fried pie! Quit looking at me, or I will throw you outside for that yap dog to eat!

I know, I am surely the only one to ever be haunted by an old woman and her fried pies, she wants me dead, of that I am sure. I think there poisoned with arsenic. And at any moment I will here the yell of charge, and Teddy will come swooping down to bury me in the panama canal!
(bonus points and kudos for you if you know what movie that is from, the teddy/canal thing)

It's still looking at me, I'm not sure what I'm going to do with it. Maybe I'll flush it.

What do you think I should do with it?

jadedbabe78 107F

3/24/2006 9:03 am

Ok...back up a minute....

Fried pies???????

WTF is with you people, you fry everything!! LOL

Throw it away! Feed it to the birds. Flush it down the loo!

Anything BUT eat it, lol.


Kaliedascope61 replies on 3/24/2006 8:44 pm:
you act like you never had one!

rm_AnOddGirl 58F
3469 posts
3/24/2006 9:23 am

Arsenic and Old Lace. I've dug a panama canal - it was in the front yard tho. I've nothing to hide... LOL

Out of coffee, dayum I hate that. I hate it sooo much I buy coffee every other time I shop - right now I have 3 different kinds in the frig!

Your old lady reminds me of the old woman from Mary Poppins. As Jadey Says - Feed the birds!


Kaliedascope61 replies on 3/24/2006 8:45 pm:
whoa!...I was for sure no one would know..YOU WIN!

libgemOH 57M/53F

3/24/2006 1:45 pm

I am the fried pie in the corner, begging you to EAT ME!!!!!

No fair though, AnOddGirl beat me and I knew what movie too, my all time favorite!! -B

Kaliedascope61 replies on 3/24/2006 8:45 pm:
I suprised that anyone would have known!

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
3/24/2006 2:13 pm

Oh, I can think of a few things..................

Kaliedascope61 replies on 3/24/2006 8:46 pm: gonna tell me?

rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
3/24/2006 3:13 pm

Trade it for...CAKE

Kaliedascope61 replies on 3/24/2006 8:46 pm:
cake or death?

MissAnnThrope 57F
11488 posts
3/24/2006 3:20 pm

But unless you're a son of a seacook and your brother Johnny is visiting, I don't think you have to worry about the Panama Canal.

Kaliedascope61 replies on 3/24/2006 8:47 pm:
you forgot the part about being a famous bachlor, who just got married!

rm_metalmama69 43F
3878 posts
3/24/2006 6:20 pm

Put on some Carpenters, get naked and have an "American Pie" know you want to!

Kaliedascope61 replies on 3/24/2006 8:48 pm:
No I am not fucking a pie! no matter who baked it!

rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
3/24/2006 8:06 pm

Okay I just read every post you made bake to Fried pie and the end of the universe What's in the pies?????? Curious minds want to know

rm_mm0206 70F
7767 posts
3/24/2006 10:46 pm

oh shit kali... one damn fried pie aint gonna kill you.

I am sure you remind her of a long dead grandson.....
one that she detested and lusted after but who couldnt stand all the tight hugs and toothless kisses she tried so hard to force on him.
Flush it Quick!!

_CoffeeNoCream_ 54F

3/25/2006 8:36 am

OMG....out of coffee,
you know that's my worse nightmare !!!

Liefs C

rm_AnOddGirl 58F
3469 posts
3/25/2006 10:15 am

Sorry had to post again!

Down here our fried pie is "Hubig Pies", a local treasure.
Lemon, cherry, apple, chocolate, yummmmm...

The Lemon is my Favorite!!!


ArgosPlumyKooky 46F
3902 posts
3/25/2006 12:04 pm

can i just bring you come coffee.

barbiebunny 38F
5597 posts
3/25/2006 12:48 pm

cake or death rofl... launch it as a gernade to the neighbors dog to eat

Its good to be...ME

Shelly_Marie 45F

3/25/2006 1:41 pm

yeah arsenic and old lace, seen that movie a few times, I think it was made back around the 1940's or so, black & white.

Shelly_Marie 45F

3/25/2006 1:43 pm

btw, are you talking about those old 2 for $1 pies that are sold in like every convienence store?

HBowt2 60F

3/25/2006 4:18 pm

You ran out of coffee.......then you deserve to be the pie....

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