lightning rod  

KMA5 41M
384 posts
2/21/2006 10:50 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

lightning rod

I'm getting ready to go to a church sevice this evening. Can you believe it? I swear God is gonna take me out before I get even close to that place. I can hear it now, "What the F.... hey, Gabrielle! Check this out. That fool done lost his mind. Pass me some lightning and a bucket of that Loose Bowel Syndrome, just in case. Disrespect THIS!!!" **Zap,Zap**
I think I shall avoid the mass casualties involved in me getting over there by getting a taxi to my hottie and since we in walking distance to the church, hoof it from there. I know I'm risking God's wrath but she's gonna have to strike me down. I do alot of crazy stuff for women; I think that is a manufacturer flaw that comes with a penis. Hopefully, she will take pity on me and wait until I drop of the hottie after the service and I'm on my way to debauchery before she strikes me down. I still love you though, God. Do what you gotta do girl

TabithaElectra79 39F

2/21/2006 12:54 pm

Hope it all goes well for you


2/22/2006 11:14 pm

Oh darling, I see that either you dodged the lightning and bucket of loose bowel syndrome (ewww darling)lol, or you are not as bad as you think.
Your religious phobia is adorable to me, I suffer from the same thing, guilt not LBS.

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