Maybe its the accent...  

KMA5 41M
384 posts
5/9/2006 7:42 am

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7/3/2006 6:54 am

Maybe its the accent...

After being inspired by Ms.K and her erotic brush with virtual guns a.k.a KINK WARS, I decided to try something i hadn't done in a loooong time- explore the new world of Lara Croft. For those that don't know, she was here before Angelina Jolie was famous and will probably be making virtual holo-adventures when Angelina is wrinkled, if thats possible. I tried the Tomb Raider: Legends and I have to say it is still the biggest crock of shit I have seen in a long time. Did the ultra sound miss the rabbit foot lodged in her ass as a fetus because she is the luckiest person in the world. It isn't the MI training, people; that is some serious fuckin luck. You mean to tell me that a civilization that died centuries beore you were born would leave objects to deteriorate and be accessible to you at those precise moments in time? Don't get me wrong though, it still kicks ass and she's still oh so British. I love the texture of a UK voice and I do love strong women who don't take shit.
Maybe I'm reminiscing of an old lover or maybe its Kelly LeBrock's fault; fuck she was an evil bitch. I had dreams about her for weeks after "Weird Science" and then the "Woman in Red" came to my attention. I don't know which was first but her voice just stuck there. I guess she didn't phase me in the Segal movie cos I'm not fond of Segal... or spellchecking, in case you were wondering. So now I'm off to a new continent with Ms. Croft as my guide; it may be a crock of shit but I like the shooting (MI training at its finest) and the movie sequences. To think I was stuck on the 1st level for hours because I couldn't figure out a catapult and now I'm on my way to flipping the game and passing its secrets on to needy kids.
P.S. anyone with similar accent or is good at fakin one will always be successful at making me your bitch


LilSquirt_4mfm 68M/68F
3394 posts
5/10/2006 7:19 pm


just dropped bi to say hi to a good guy

apologies .. it's been a while ... will try to be more regular in future .......... miss ya

J.


KMA5 41M
771 posts
5/11/2006 5:57 am

I appreciate when you cum bi, JS


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