The Scotsman  

KDR305 47M/47F
247 posts
2/2/2006 3:22 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The Scotsman

[blog PurryKitty2] posted a joke today that reminded me of this one:

There was once a Scotsman, who after many Pints and more than his share Single Malt, decided to leave the Pub and head home.

It was a long walk, but the day was young and the sky was clear. So he set out on his trek.

About 2 miles down the road, his inebriation got the better of him and he stumbled and fell into a ditch beside the road.

Smarting from a skinned knee and with his head spinning, he crawled out of the ditch to lay down on his back in the tall grass of the adjacent field.

He quickly fell into a deep sleep.

Presently, a couple of young American women came down the road. Spying a patch of wildflowers in the field, they decided to pick some and take them home. As they entered the field, the first girl tripped over the Scotsman as he lay passed out on the ground.

"Oh, my!" She said. "What is he doing here?"

"Is he breathing?" Asked her friend.

"Yes, but.... oh dear! He smells of Whiskey and pipe smoke! He's drunk as a skunk!"

Suddenly the second girl remembered something about Scotsmen and their kilts.

"I've heard that they don't wear anything under there." She giggled. "Do you suppose it's true?"

"There's only one way to find out." Tittered her friend, and she reached down to lift up the man's Kilt.

Sure enough, he was bare as the day he was born beneath the heavy fabric.

They decided to leave him a little surprise token of their visit. The first girl removed a blue ribbon from her hair and expertly tied it in a bow directly around the shaft of the Scotman's penis.

All a-twitter and a-giggle the 2 American girls scampered off to fetch their flowers and were soon on their way.

Presently, the Scotsman awoke feeling an urgent need to urinate.

As he lifted his Kilt to attend to his business, he noticed the ribbon tied to his Johnson.

"Well, my friend," He smiled. "I don't know where you've been, but I see you won first prize."

CrazyRightNow99 49M
34 posts
2/3/2006 5:34 am

Hi There, You said you had a post you wanted me to check out, however I can't seen to find it.
What is the name of the post?


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