The Indescribable Pleasure of Relieving Yourself Outdoors  

KC_JJ 55M
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6/27/2006 11:27 pm

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The Indescribable Pleasure of Relieving Yourself Outdoors

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The Indescribable Pleasure of Relieving Yourself Outdoors

In the canyon behind my house there is some new type of invasive deciduous tree that is not indigenous to the region. There are a few of these trees back there and last summer I discovered somewhat of a "natural toilet seat" that had formed from the twisted and slender trunk of the largest specimetn down there. I could not resist trying it out as the veiw was quite nice and the fan shaped leaves of the tree fully sheltered my exposed body from motorists driving by the road above which I still had a rather clear view of.

I see them but they don't see me as I hang a big log in the dry summer heat. It was exquisite. So it's now that outdoor poopin' time of year again and earlier this week I again indulged in the seasonal pleasure.

My dad used to be friends with my high school drafting teacher who I'll call Mr. Sullivan. He told me that Mr. Sullivan had once told him "you know , there's nothing quite like pissing in the woods." I would now concur with that sentiment but would add that defecation in the great outdoors can provide an equal or possibly even greater variety of thrill.

I apologize for having no image of the actual thing but I did provide a look at what a jazz drummer friend of mine once referred to as a "state of the art latrine". This lavatory wonder resides at The Madonna Inn in San Luis Obispo, CA and we both witnessed it on the way to a Jazz Fesival we both performed in at UC Berkeley in 1985.

At some point I will indeed provide an actual photo of the natural toilet seat.

And that point is finally here on Sunday 09 17 06 at approximately 00:30 on the military/international time clock. Just click the link below to see the secret latrine in it's full outdoor glory!

The Outdoor Toiletseat

Episode 3 in the "Portraits of Absurdity" series


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KC_JJ 55M

6/28/2006 11:43 am

yet another for the fully rejected pile.

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rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
6/28/2006 4:43 pm

So it's now that outdoor poopin' time of year again

Oh, it is? I wasnt aware of that. Thank for the info

I am not sure I wanna know what you wiped with though.....ew.


KC_JJ 55M

6/28/2006 6:02 pm

I poop so damn clean that most of the time I don't even need to wipe. But I do anyway just for good measure. I also make certain to clean out the insides really good with Huggies baby wipes. Not only do I maintain a spotless scrotum but an exemplary rectum as well.

I also must say that due to my means of cleaning my rectum that if by chance anyone ever uses the expression "huggies" my mind can often drift "elsewhere" if you catch my drift.

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JuicyBBW1001 55F

6/30/2006 11:17 am

I once had to pee and there was no porta potty's or restrooms available anywhere, so I went down this hill and squatted keep in mind it was dark outside so I was not paying attention and i squatted right in some poison oak. Try explaining that to the doctor's at the ER.

Juicy


KC_JJ 55M

6/30/2006 12:46 pm

    Quoting JuicyBBW1001:
    I once had to pee and there was no porta potty's or restrooms available anywhere, so I went down this hill and squatted keep in mind it was dark outside so I was not paying attention and i squatted right in some poison oak. Try explaining that to the doctor's at the ER.
Hi JuicyBBW1001,

I'm glad you stopped by to tell your poisoned tail. It has reminded me of not one but two somewhat related summertime mosquito stories I've had a hankerin' to tell only I keep forgetting to.

Stay tuned. They'll be coming up soon.

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Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
6/30/2006 7:27 pm

When I was around 10 years old we visited my Dad in Colorado. My two older brothers and I were climbing around in some caves and I needed to relieve myself so I sqatted and started to pee. Little did I know one of my brothers was in the cave and he made a hissing sound like a rattle snake and I screamed, jumped up and crashed my head into the top of the cave! I got one heck of a lump on my head from that and my brothers cracked up thinking it was funny. Really it probably was funny, but ouch!

I should try relieving myself in the outdoors again and see if I'm lucky enough to have a good experience like you.

Whipser...


KC_JJ 55M

6/30/2006 8:18 pm

    Quoting Whispersoftly5:
    When I was around 10 years old we visited my Dad in Colorado. My two older brothers and I were climbing around in some caves and I needed to relieve myself so I sqatted and started to pee. Little did I know one of my brothers was in the cave and he made a hissing sound like a rattle snake and I screamed, jumped up and crashed my head into the top of the cave! I got one heck of a lump on my head from that and my brothers cracked up thinking it was funny. Really it probably was funny, but ouch!

    I should try relieving myself in the outdoors again and see if I'm lucky enough to have a good experience like you.

    Whipser...
Girls who grow up with brothers always seem to resonate with or at least understand or tolerate the goofy/stupid/acinine ( normal everyday? ) autopilot behavior of the average caveman-like male. And I think that's really cool.
I should try relieving myself in the outdoors again and see if I'm lucky enough to have a good experience like you
can I take pictures? (just joking - sorta)

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Transblucency 45M

7/2/2006 6:29 pm

I see shitting in the wilderness as a necessary evil when camping, but otherwise it takes 2nd place to the cossetted civilized comfort of an indoor loo.

I sense you're a man who enjoys both pleasures, as your toilet artwork testifies to a man who is willing to take a little time, at least, to sit back on his throne.


KC_JJ 55M

9/17/2006 12:26 am

    Quoting Transblucency:
    I see shitting in the wilderness as a necessary evil when camping, but otherwise it takes 2nd place to the cossetted civilized comfort of an indoor loo.

    I sense you're a man who enjoys both pleasures, as your toilet artwork testifies to a man who is willing to take a little time, at least, to sit back on his throne.
Sit back on my throne! You know this serves to remind me that i have not being doing enough that lately and that I simply must get up off of my ass and sit down to do a bit more of that before the colder winte months really set in.

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marcelinette 64F
270 posts
8/10/2009 11:57 pm

"un pipi champetre" could be translated as a "rural pipi"?
In any case it is a pipi in nature, in the wild.
yes definitely one on my books anytime of the year, hey i live in Queensland Australia... nice weather all year around
ps: i always keep the tissue with me until the next found garbage bin, in case anyone here would think me a deliberate "polluter" ? lol


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_infinity_ 105F  
5695 posts
10/15/2011 7:31 pm

I've a very vivid imagination, and I'm laughing on the outside.


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