The Days of the Dangling Fuse  

KC_JJ 55M
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8/15/2006 4:41 pm

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The Days of the Dangling Fuse

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The Days of the Dangling Fuse

I used to tread lighly
those few days of the month
when a fuse dangled betwixt her thighs

like dynamite
you'd best not ignite
that wrath of the big red tide

she even warned me sometimes
to make sure to stay out
cause she knew she would bite hard with no doubt

but as the tide receded came much frolic and glee
'cuase she'd get radically horny
and she did it with me


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clitalicious67 50F

8/15/2006 10:12 pm

OMG this is too funny...C~


KC_JJ 55M

8/15/2006 10:20 pm

Hey clitalicious67,

So glad you enjoyed it. It's all true too!

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KC_JJ 55M

8/16/2006 12:56 pm

    Quoting rm_silkditty:
    a wise man keeps a calendar and tracks her cycles all on his own
I could have made a whole personalized Farmers Almanac round it. I think the moon may have actually based it's own behavior around her rather than anyhting else.

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Transblucency 45M

8/16/2006 6:58 pm

*grin* Very cute, Mr KC.


KC_JJ 55M

8/16/2006 9:02 pm

Hi Mr. Benevolent and Compassionate Tough Guy/Boxer,

This was yet another unplanned post that just suddenly struck like lightning at a moment of surprise inspriateion as I was simply nonchalantly browsing blogs.

No sitting around delibeately conjuring and pondering on this one. It arrived nearly fully formed on it's own.

Reminded me a bit of when I saw Keith Richard interviewed about his songwriting process and he claimed "the songs are already 'out there' you just have to be 'open' at the right moment and 'you get one'.

This felt quite similar to that kind of a description.

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velvetgrrrl 40F

8/17/2006 8:35 am

Its an uncontrollable wrath at that. Those who fear not and tread onward are indeed without fear or without knowledge of what awaits them. Those who return from the evil dare not speak of it again. For surely it will find him again when it comes out of its dormant rest period!

`Velvet
Hell is when u should have walked away, but u didn't.


KC_JJ 55M

8/25/2006 7:43 am

    Quoting velvetgrrrl:
    Its an uncontrollable wrath at that. Those who fear not and tread onward are indeed without fear or without knowledge of what awaits them. Those who return from the evil dare not speak of it again. For surely it will find him again when it comes out of its dormant rest period!
One thing you never wanted to do to my ex galpal that this is loosely based upon was to cut her off or be similarly discourteous to her while she was driving.

If it happened to be that time of the month and something like this were to happen to her it was a sure fire way to create some instant road rage and to truly unleash her wrath.

Once while she was in that phase it was her who cut of some badass biker looking guy on a Harley chopper and he got really steamed. She could lip read him calling her all those words she warned me to to never use on her (bitch , cunt I'm sure you know the type) I'm not sure why but just those two alone would always push her buttons in such a wrong way that I don't think this biker guy realized what sort of intergalactic super nova he nearly triggered. He started chasing us on his bike and I could feel the tension starting approach the boiling point with both of them and I started psyching myself up to attempt the peacemaking effort of my life.

Luckily Captain Hog Harley had his girl with him too and I could see her trying to calm him down as he raced after us. At some point he simply gave up and I silently thanked his his companion 'cause I feel certain it was her who talked him out of making some trouble. I could just tell that if he was ever able to speak to my girl that there would have been some sort of immensely explosive event.


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Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
8/25/2006 12:31 pm

I'm so lucky! I just have one bad day each month. The rest of the days I'm either horny or so horny I can't stand it. It bites that the monthly visitor makes even one day bad. But I'll take that over a week before, during and after as many women and their men suffer.


mediumWalter 41M
4241 posts
4/16/2008 3:49 pm

cool!

I always liked the old blues euphemism high-tide woman

Blues is a healer. All over the world.
John Lee Hooker

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