Holy Shit!  

KC_JJ 55M
5219 posts
3/1/2006 4:31 am

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3/17/2007 5:43 pm

Holy Shit!

Here's yet another out of character effort of mine pretty much done as an act of pure desperation due to the seeming fact that my blog is fading away into oblivion at least far as any sort of participating audience goes.

Also I've become bored silly with my own usual style of contributions here lately so this acinine story just sort of spontaneously spilled out of me and wrote itself at this ungodly early hour this morning.

a male turd by birth
but only a specialist in the crap sciences would know
not being content like the others it yearned
for something far beyond the cess pool

and when it finally reached
a point of utter frustration
it crawled out of it's communal home
and began an odyssey of sorts

despite the response it got from the outer world
the turd knew it was good and wholesome
and ignored the name calling
the nose holding
the pretense of sophistication
the self appointed "holier than poop" aristocracy
even his companions the flies did not stick up for him
but he didn't let his confidence
or his sense of purpose falter

he missed his old buddies
down in the pit of the national park
comfort station
but stuck to his guns in staying out and seeing the larger world

but he reached a point
where he'd seen enough of the big city now
had enough of it's senseless ridicule
it's under-appreciation of his native value
it's inabality to distinguish his uniqueness
but he held no grudges or petty thoughts of vengeance

it was all too clear now what his mission was to be
and withthe greatest of enthusiasm he then slithered stinkily away to meet his destiny

rumors then began spreading of a great hero turd
who feared nothing and held only thoughts
of selfless goodwill towards all things

the turd was never seen again citywise
but the great and sacred "keepers of the faith"
told tale of a wonder poop who through his selfless acts of goodwill towards all
rightfully won himself a wondrous apotheosis
and he did indeed become a god

afterwhich

when a gravely pungent stench would
somtimes creep through the cities of the land
people would become intoxicated by it
and do glorious things of wonder for their fellow man



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jadedbabe78 107F

3/1/2006 6:01 am

...well alright!

Lovely pic .

And I hear ya on the blog fading. Mine is, too....trick of the trade I suppose. Most of my posts take forever to post.


Transblucency 45M

3/1/2006 6:35 am

*grin* Inspirational. I mean, bearing in mind that it was still all about shit and everything, the story still had a strangely uplifting effect.

Apparently it does make good fertilizer after all.


Sorceror07 55M

3/1/2006 8:49 am

i wonder how much that guy in the picture gets paid for that job? hmmmm... enough to consider a change in career for me perhaps? lol!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


KC_JJ 55M

3/1/2006 6:48 pm

Hey I just awoke after sleeping through the day shift to actually find three times the response to this than my last entry. So things are picking up!

Jadedbabe you score points for being a cool babe and for being so quick on the draw on this one

Transbluceny scores for adding to my unique comments tally , for being a fan of the trombone and for actually being affected by the story in the way that I had hoped but did not really expect.

And the Sorcero always scores big in my book because he's much like myself, a fellow artist and musician. (and he made a comment concerning shit)

Actually Sorcero it's a picture of a rather nice lookng woman holding that shit bag. But I cropped most of her out as not to distract from the main action.

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rm_cockmerollme 46F
1223 posts
3/1/2006 9:19 pm

This was funny.

I've been sick.

Blah blah blah.

And now I'm hungry.

LET'S GO METS!!!


KC_JJ 55M

3/1/2006 11:32 pm

Hey cockme!

That's too bad that you've been sick. I've been going through caffiene withdrawal myself but ibuprofin makes it tolerable.

And of course you commenting in my blog always brightens my day even if i've been feeling like the wind has been fully sucked from my sails.

You're hungry? I've got a bag of tiny snickers bars right by me I'd share wit you if you were here. Probably not fitting with natively high blood sugar though but if you can eat cookie dough these shouldn't be a problem.

And I pimped your Brokeback posting the other day in someone elses blog as the being the most interesting post relevant to anal sex that I'd recently read.

In my own little almost significant world you have fame and notoriety.

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rm_FreeLove999 48F
16127 posts
3/2/2006 10:16 am

lol, aren't u in a mood today?



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mysteriesofme 45F

3/2/2006 11:32 am

ok.. I'll exhale now, sorry! "i've been feeling like the wind has been fully sucked from my sails." I wanted another drink of my tea anyhow.. did you find any yet? As she looks over to the mountain she bought from California...

Sooo Honey, what is your mission now? a mission of destiny..? sounds like love to me.. becoming a "god" - in one's eyes..maybe? hmmmm?

I sure hope so


KC_JJ 55M

3/3/2006 1:33 am

Hey FreeLove,

In a mood? Well maybe. I think everything lately that I've perceived to be happening around me may be due to a temporary lull in my self respect of some sorts. As the outside world is merely a mirror of your own insides, right? Or something.

Sorry if I make no sense. I'm just going through a senseless phase but it will pass.

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KC_JJ 55M

3/3/2006 1:37 am

Yes Grown Up Grace, I finally located some of my fave tea beverage and am now headache free.

And yes the poop story has some degree of autobiographical elements in it but I wouldn't call it the straight blueprint by any means.

It's still phiction with a Kapital F.

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TabithaElectra79 39F

3/3/2006 3:37 am

Thank God I wasn't eating when I visited here today!


mysteriesofme 45F

3/3/2006 9:50 am

Would that be a fart? Talkin out your ass again are you?


mysteriesofme 45F

3/3/2006 10:53 am

you know Capital F.. it stands for... the above?


downinlove2 55M

4/2/2006 7:39 am

I think the collection is for the Jackass crew. I say them on a episode on German MTV mud wrestling in...yep U know what. And it was afew days old for effect. You could almost smell it through the TV.

Downinlove
Beat Poet


Allsleeky 37F

4/2/2006 9:38 pm

Holy Shit!

I enjoyed the story, but the pic reminded me of a video I saw on TV of an elephant taking a crap. The elephant sat on the head of the guy holding the bag and the guy's head went right into the elephant's ass hole (No joke). I just don't know where the video is, it was one of those "incredible videos" episode! The guy met the "black hole" but luckly survived!


KC_JJ 55M

4/3/2006 8:06 am

    Quoting silhouette2005:
    OK, I really didn't need to see that photo this morning, but I did like the sotry!
hey Sil,

in checking up on the newer I comments here I found yours hiding there as well. Sorry for the elephant droppings but I'm glad you liked the story.


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KC_JJ 55M

4/3/2006 8:10 am

    Quoting mysteriesofme:
    Would that be a fart? Talkin out your ass again are you?


My ass is indeed my main organ of speech


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KC_JJ 55M

4/3/2006 8:23 am

    Quoting downinlove2:
    I think the collection is for the Jackass crew. I say them on a episode on German MTV mud wrestling in...yep U know what. And it was afew days old for effect. You could almost smell it through the TV.

    Downinlove
    Beat Poet

Hi and welcome to my blog downinlove2,

I saw one of those jackass guys team up with a young whacked out circus animal trainer and they both suited up into one phony zebra suit in the plains of africa to see how the hunting lions responded to that. It was insane. The lions attaced them and tore off giant chunks of the suit but looked sort of baffled at the result. Those guys had some balls doing that. I think it might have been the funniest thing I've ever seen.


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KC_JJ 55M

4/3/2006 8:28 am

    Quoting Allsleeky:
    Holy Shit!

    I enjoyed the story, but the pic reminded me of a video I saw on TV of an elephant taking a crap. The elephant sat on the head of the guy holding the bag and the guy's head went right into the elephant's ass hole (No joke). I just don't know where the video is, it was one of those "incredible videos" episode! The guy met the "black hole" but luckly survived!
Hi Sleeky,

I heard about that "head up the elephants ass" video clip but I never saw it. Sounds like a nightmare scenario. Also reminds me of that old film called cat people.


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