Frozen Boner  

KC_JJ 55M
5219 posts
9/1/2006 6:04 am

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9/6/2006 9:03 am

Frozen Boner

Todays early composition.

I guess occassionally some wanna-be Richard Leaky archaelogist type stumbles upon something like this whilst doing Missing Ice Link field work someplace terminally too cold like Svalbaard or Baffin Island.

Cro Magnon package on ice.

If the temps get up anything like they were yesterday here this thing will soon be thawed out in no time flat.


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EroticaXTC 51F

9/1/2006 5:08 pm

speaking of frozen boners, I just saw you in the slots
fun4fun101..KC_JJ..intierzha

much to contemplate there


sassybelle21 33F  
13313 posts
9/1/2006 7:42 pm

I want a frozen lollie


velvetgrrrl 40F

9/2/2006 7:24 pm

Mmmm Man on ice........
Would probnably be even better without all the nappy hair I'm sure

`Velvet
Hell is when u should have walked away, but u didn't.


KC_JJ 55M

9/5/2006 4:47 am

I have still only seen myself on that Rolodex'O'Filth? once or twice and it shocks me every time because dammit! I pride myself on my low popularity and seeing myself on that thing lets me know of how truly lousy of a job I'm doing in achieving that.

Also, are you suggesting this particular triple member ordering is some sort of premonition of a future "human sandwich"?

Somehow a simultaneously both fascinating and frightening thought.

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KC_JJ 55M

9/5/2006 4:52 am

Can you get M&M's candy in Malaysia? They used to have a slogan for them here that went "melts in your mouth, not in your hand"

I think I can help you out with a frozen lollie that would do the same.

Nice to see you again. I'll come visit your blog real soon. I promise!

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KC_JJ 55M

9/5/2006 4:58 am

    Quoting velvetgrrrl:
    Mmmm Man on ice........
    Would probnably be even better without all the nappy hair I'm sure
I think you can order them with or without now depending on your preference. Delivered fresh straight to your front door. I hear that soon they'll be adding a "Singing Penisgram" celebratory gift option too.

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KC_JJ 55M

9/5/2006 5:12 am

It's a daily process. Since I am super vain and obsessive about maintainng the youthful appearance of my treasured crotch cannon I put it into a cryogenic deep freeze nightly to achieve a state of suspended animation. it then a two hour proces of automated temperature increases to slowly pull it out of it ddep freeze state so that it will not shatter to smithereens if warmed quickly. This is usually no big deal unless I wake in the middle of the night with an overly urgent need to urinate. Then that 2 hour thaw time can seem eternal.

The company who makes my particular penis freezing unit is now attempting to develop an advanced model which includes a Foley Catheter ( bed ridden "piss as you please" tube ) but they have not yet worked out the kinks of the frozen penis not shattering upon having body temperature fluid pass through it. Many theorists doubt it's actual feasability.

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sassybelle21 33F  
13313 posts
9/5/2006 10:03 pm

Oh yes we have M&Ms and I know that tagline too. Now give me my lollie will you?


KC_JJ 55M

9/6/2006 2:37 am

    Quoting sassybelle21:
    Oh yes we have M&Ms and I know that tagline too. Now give me my lollie will you?
I don't think the technology is in place yet to send it as an email attachment.

How's about we meet halfway for a tropical getaway in the Tahitian Islands or something?

That would make a quite nice backdrop for a sunny day lollipop!

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sassybelle21 33F  
13313 posts
9/6/2006 4:01 am

Sounds awfully good. Hopefully you don't bail on me


KC_JJ 55M

9/6/2006 9:03 am

well, if you were serious yesterday about flying to America some time soon to give Notfunanymore a Kuala Lampurian chocolate ice cream cone that might work too.

Where does yo' mama live anyways?

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