Camel Scorpion  

KC_JJ 55M
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7/29/2006 9:35 am

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Camel Scorpion

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Camel Scorpion

It's also high season for these things around here but I've not seen any yet. Also known as the Whip Scorpion or the Wind Scorpion they are not slow or sedentary creatures and are usually seen running around at a quite high rate of speed. They've been clocked around 10mph and they can deal out a quite sharp and nasty painful sting via thier lobster-like pincers. They do not possess the stinging tail of the traditionally thought of scorpion.

I pray that one of these does not jump up on my balls while I'm masturbating. I captured two of them the same night once and I put them together in the same jar and they fought to the death. One killed the other so they are not friendly to even their own kind. Either that or I'm the worlds least talented arachnid matchmaker.


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duststormdiva 52F
6854 posts
7/29/2006 10:41 am

I have seen those before. That's what they are called! Check the area before you start to masturbate.

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KC_JJ 55M

7/29/2006 11:08 am

even my hardcore audience of crickets are heckling about this one but I think it has to do with the fact that these things prey upon crickets

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KC_JJ 55M

7/29/2006 11:37 am

    Quoting duststormdiva:
    I have seen those before. That's what they are called! Check the area before you start to masturbate.
wow, somebody actually commented,

Hey Dusyty!

yes, I'm sure you've got these in your neck of the woods. I need to make a special platform to do my masturbation on in the summertime. Or (light goes on in head) i could try doing it on somethng like a bed!!!

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duststormdiva 52F
6854 posts
7/29/2006 7:24 pm

    Quoting KC_JJ:
    wow, somebody actually commented,

    Hey Dusyty!

    yes, I'm sure you've got these in your neck of the woods. I need to make a special platform to do my masturbation on in the summertime. Or (light goes on in head) i could try doing it on somethng like a bed!!!
That's interesting. Makes me wonder where you do most of your masturbating at. LOL

I used to do it in the bath, my bed, a few times in my car while I was driving. I don't participate in self love anymore. I have no need to.

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KC_JJ 55M

8/18/2006 4:29 pm

    Quoting duststormdiva:
    That's interesting. Makes me wonder where you do most of your masturbating at. LOL

    I used to do it in the bath, my bed, a few times in my car while I was driving. I don't participate in self love anymore. I have no need to.
well due to back problems I had packed up my old queensized bed and put it in the garage about 7 years ago and began sleeping on the floor with a bed made out of pillows and blankets. So that is sleeping and sex spot #1 but now the bed had returned to a diferent room so there is also now a #2 location.

For some reason that bed being in that new location does not seem "sexy" to me though. The customized area on the floor does though but it also has relatively easy access to me from the crawling creatures of the summertime too.

But you would also think that occasionally getting spiders running up onto my nuts would also quite unsexify the area on the floor as well.

You would think.

There is some chance that the custom floor areas proximity to my printed porn collection and my TV/video equipment might be a factor in all this. NAH!!!! That couldn't be it!

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Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
8/25/2006 12:04 pm

Now I just left a comment in the post above this one about putting Black Widows in a tank together. So, this is funny to read.

I had a black scorpion once as a pet and that thing scared the heck out of me. I was always afraid it was going to get out and crawl on me in my sleep.

I do think you have bigger worries though. It would be terrible if one of those jumped on your balls while you were masturbating. If that does happen to you - I hope that two jump on your balls and kill each other rather than sting you! Maybe you should keep one in a jar just in case and have that nearby when you masturbate so that if you need to you can liberate it and they can kill each other. Just an idea.


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