Act Your Age Not Your Shoe Size  

KC_JJ 55M
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7/13/2006 8:14 am

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Act Your Age Not Your Shoe Size

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Act Your Age Not Your Shoe Size

I was pondering the ways I might be in danger of misrepresenting myself here and in doing that remembered that in my mid 20's I began experimenting with purchasing shoes that were a size or two too large. The idiotic preadolescent level theory was that if chicks checked out guys feet a means of sizing up their "unit" that maybe bigger shoes might make me more attractive to them.

So that became the norm. Instead of getting shoes in the US mens 9's range I'd get something in the 10's or 11's. But years later I discovered that I could not even get into 9's any more and most 10's seemed too small too. So today 11's really are my size. Makes me wonder if feet are like goldfish in that they grow into the size of the container you put them in.

Also makes me wonder if all those guys who partook in the extremely baggy and giant pants trend of the past 10 years or so's penises expanded and grew to ridiculous sizes and lengths to fill those pants.

PS. I now have grave doubts if many girls really check guys shoe size as a means of deciding who they are really attracted to.


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rm_snappysback 60F

7/13/2006 3:32 pm

ROFLMAO!! You are too much! I love how you think! Thanks for the great laugh! I needed that!


duststormdiva 52F
6854 posts
7/13/2006 5:37 pm

Baggy pants indicating the size of their dick is like a man who buys a huge truck. I call it little mans syndrome. When I see a man driving a huge truck I always think they are compensating for something. And in some cases, it's true! * giggle *

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Notfunanymore 106F
10289 posts
7/13/2006 5:40 pm

Shoe size?
I guess, I should be really tight. I bought shoes that were 2 sizes too small for me for years.
This post is quite enlightening though! Thanks for the info.


gnr8nrg 47M

7/13/2006 8:58 pm

Too funny, but I asked a group of women what they first noticed on guys as they walked down the stairs at a club. Most of them said "his shoes" but not the size.


TabithaElectra 39F

7/14/2006 3:30 am



I never check out a guys shoe size!!


Allsleeky 37F

7/14/2006 12:31 pm

Some say if a guy has a big nose he also has a big penis! LOL.


rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
7/14/2006 9:13 pm

So..................does your dick match up with your shoe size?


KC_JJ 55M

7/15/2006 5:53 am

    Quoting LipsSayAll:
    So maybe my mom bought me oversized bras when I started blossoming, huh?

    Lips
Hi Lips ( and tits )

If your mom was a pennywise drachma pincher then I'll bet she did exactly that. Save money by buying fewer bras to start and as them budding boobers swell to fill their container no need for an expensive and intrusive boob job later as well.

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KC_JJ 55M

7/15/2006 6:01 am

    Quoting rm_snappysback:
    ROFLMAO!! You are too much! I love how you think! Thanks for the great laugh! I needed that!
Hi snappysback,

and thanks for laughing. If there is some good that I might e doing inthe world I hope that some of that might be to sometimes bring a little laughter.

And how come you don't got no blog?

Also, I can't help but ponder this question. When you return from somewhere do people say , "hey, snappysback is back"

I'll lose some serious sleep over that one.

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rm_snappysback 60F

7/15/2006 10:04 am

I "got" no blog, cause I got nuttin' to say, lol. Hmmm...snappysback is back or got "back", cums back, stays back, halfback, front to back, outback, sits back, takes back, gives back, stands back and back at ya...I use to be gingersnappy, deleted the old profile and created the new. Now, sleep well.


KC_JJ 55M

7/15/2006 8:51 pm

    Quoting duststormdiva:
    Baggy pants indicating the size of their dick is like a man who buys a huge truck. I call it little mans syndrome. When I see a man driving a huge truck I always think they are compensating for something. And in some cases, it's true! * giggle *
Yeah, well I started to to figure maybe I should lay back on buying shoes that were too big when the girls started calling me Bozo.

I'm guessing that your subtle giggle there means you've done some first hand research on the matter. Hey well I always figured such was the case with those bozos who drove way too big of trucks but it's good to hear I was actuallt correct on that from a somweone who is not just theorizing bus has actually done the proper investigative field work.

I swear I'll soon get the next episodes of Toiletseat Masterpiece up featuring women with "some meat on their bones" like you requested.

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KC_JJ 55M

7/15/2006 8:58 pm

    Quoting Notfunanymore:
    Shoe size?
    I guess, I should be really tight. I bought shoes that were 2 sizes too small for me for years.
    This post is quite enlightening though! Thanks for the info.
Well, I do my best to provide accurate info on how the idiotic things I've done over my life concerning women. I'm sure I've not covered them all nor have I discontinued dooing them as despite any attempts at growing up I still seem somehow locked mentally and emotionally at about age 12.

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KC_JJ 55M

7/15/2006 9:06 pm

    Quoting gnr8nrg:
    Too funny, but I asked a group of women what they first noticed on guys as they walked down the stairs at a club. Most of them said "his shoes" but not the size.
Hey gnr8,

Good to see some trace of you still hovering about.

I'll take your word on that as you always seemed to be quite in tune with what the female take on the world really was. Those tidbits of esoteric knowledge that seem to fly over the heads of most males.

So I guess I was in the right ballpark thinking "shoes" but was wrong that it was all about the the size of them. Maybe I should not have always worn ratty, moth eaten tennis shoes when I went out cruising for chicks.

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KC_JJ 55M

7/16/2006 6:57 am

You and almost all other women. What do you check out Tabitha?

One thing I sometimes notice is that certain girls have no qualms about it being obvious that they are directly checking out the "package area". In those instances I've usually been walking towards them and them vice versa to me. The order of events usually seems to be eye contact first, then their eyes go straight to the package.

I'm not certain if there are rules for the proper doing of that in the old Emily Post etiquette bible but that is indeed how I've seen it done.

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KC_JJ 55M

7/16/2006 7:08 am

    Quoting Allsleeky:
    Some say if a guy has a big nose he also has a big penis! LOL.
Hey Allsleeky!

It's nice to see that your sleekiness is still occasionally taking a peek around here.

Well DustStormDiva confirmed for us all that guys driving gigantic trucks are indeed often attempting to compensate for where they come up short in other areas. Maybe we'll get lucky and someone who has also done the proper nose research will contribute the results of their findings here as well.

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KC_JJ 55M

7/16/2006 7:35 am

    Quoting rm_saintlianna:
    So..................does your dick match up with your shoe size?
Well if you count an inch for every degree of size I'm afraid I can't match an 11 inchwise.

Although when a nurse once gave me a very rapid, surprise insertion of a foley catheter (bed ridden piss tube) I actually think she may have stretched it out to that length whilst she forcefully (and quite expertly) jammed it down my urethra.

That was a truly shocking experience. Lucky for me I was also looped to the gills on about 60mg of morphine or it mighta been a tad painful.

I do match up perfectly with that formula that postulates that the erect penis of the male is the same length as the distance from the base of their palm to the end of their middle finger. I think the results of that were posted in either the Lisztomania lists or in my grand 100th post epic. Or somewhere else in this now jumbo blog of mine. But you're not stupid so here's an easy riddle. A full week plus an extra 12 hours.

If you're really sort of on the dense side today there is another secret clue below printed backwards. If you still can't figure that out then you had (up until this point) successfully tricked me into thinking you had a whole lotta grey matter

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papyrina 52F
21133 posts
7/20/2006 5:10 am

i always check out a guys shoes,its something my dad told me to do,he said if the guy had clean shoes chances are he looks after his dick and cleans that too


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rm_corezon 54F
3376 posts
7/21/2006 6:42 am

lol

I think Papy's comment is the winner

PS. I haven't found the foot or the hand measurement to correlate well. Gotta wonder where these theories come from. I figure the foot measurement theory came from a guy with big feet and so did the hand theory. The reality can be very counterintuitive.


KC_JJ 55M

7/22/2006 8:57 am

    Quoting papyrina:
    i always check out a guys shoes,its something my dad told me to do,he said if the guy had clean shoes chances are he looks after his dick and cleans that too
As kids we sometimes like thinking our parents are dimwits and sometimes we're actually correct about those types of critical assessments. But if you keep your ears open to them they always have some decent wisdom to pass on to you. And Papy, I think your daddy done handed you down some bona fide shoe smarts there.

My ex GF's mom told her (as she was driving her home from her high school gaduatiuon ceremonies) that to always give her man great blowjobs or else he might go looking elsewhere for that.

Her mother will probably never know how close to heart her daugter had actually taken that particular bit of handed down wisdom.

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KC_JJ 55M

7/19/2007 7:51 pm

    Quoting rm_corezon:
    lol

    I think Papy's comment is the winner

    PS. I haven't found the foot or the hand measurement to correlate well. Gotta wonder where these theories come from. I figure the foot measurement theory came from a guy with big feet and so did the hand theory. The reality can be very counterintuitive.
Hey Corezon,

I'm going to hell for sure for missing that comment of yours! Hope you have been OK and I'll stop by your blog rather soon to catch up on you.

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Luvsweetly 57F

7/19/2009 10:49 am

the myths behind shoe size and large noses and big hands...guess what I discovered and have been quite exact with all my partners...

size of fingers and width.......short, stubby fingers he had thick average size Eel....for slender and long....was long and skinny Eel...and so on

I would love to test this theory out oh goodness how fun that would be...need hundreds of volunteers

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Wantingsexymind2 47F  
12191 posts
1/4/2010 1:00 am

I knew there was a reason I am drawn to Luvsweetly! Great minds do think a like! I check out a man's hands and fingers for the same reason and more often then not, it is fairly accurate! Not always, but often!

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