A Republican in True Form  

KC_JJ 55M
5219 posts
1/10/2006 8:25 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

A Republican in True Form

Some mystery blogger out there had caught wind that in my secret portfolio I had a portrait of the US's current "adored around the world" president George Dubya Bush.

This particular portrait was commissioned by the one of the moderators at a particular "amatuer science" website that I used to frequent. He was an Englander by nationality and I still somewhat suspect that he may not have adored our wonderful president. He sort of played "backseat driver"/client and provided the base image and made all the requests whilst I manned the computer graphic helm and did the various manipulations of the image to make Bush more Elephant-like so that he might more accurately represent his party affiliation.

Also this reminds me of a Kiwi (New Zealander) I once knew when I lived in Sweden. He had a pub trick he liked to pull for the ladies in the bar that he called The White Eared Elephant.

It was a quite simple trick but it's most effective if you've got a large "trunk". To perform the white eared elephant you simply pull out both of you pants pockets and then unzip your fly and make sure your long donger is hanging out for all to see.

That's it.

I guess I should ask bulging_boy if this trick is indeed native to Kiwiville.


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duststormdiva 52F
6854 posts
1/10/2006 9:31 pm

cute. Reminds me of another story. But I am too lazy to type it out right now. Oh well.

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rm_art_persists 53M
1789 posts
1/10/2006 9:44 pm

funny


_Safira 54F
11260 posts
1/11/2006 8:11 pm

Dusty ~ I want to hear the story!!

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777Samhain 107M

9/16/2008 9:08 pm

A dick in a bush


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