Have A break you deserved it  

Jonny_RottenGuy 45M
224 posts
5/12/2006 3:25 am

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5/26/2006 2:08 am

Have A break you deserved it

Catholic Parrots

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a
problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one

"What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do
you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a moment.
"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two
male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
"Bring your two parrots over to the rectory, and we'll put them in the
cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and
worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no

"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her! female parrots to the priest's house. As
he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their
cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and
placed her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're
hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the
other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers
have been answered!"

rm_gata11459 59F
10597 posts
5/13/2006 5:48 am

lmao.. frank and jacob.. lmao xoox k

Peace xxx K

rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
5/18/2006 10:32 pm

LMAO..a lot.

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}

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