Ladies take notice AND BE ON THE LOOK OUT  

Joanie4Laughs 43F
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8/28/2006 11:46 am

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8/28/2006 12:29 pm

Ladies take notice AND BE ON THE LOOK OUT


You know...guys wonder why we don't always get back to them. Fine fair enough I/We ladies get tons of email. But allow me to share these two emails with you from the same person, that you may have seen before BECAUSE THIS PERSON SIMPLY COPIES AND PASTES HIS EMAILS.

I also supply a warning avoid this person. I am not even going to paste the nasty return emails about how stupid, fat and smelly my body parts and the body parts are of those women who don't reply to him kindly are. What is wrong with men?

Just look out for anyone that tries to Possess You.

FIRST I GET THIS:

Hey!
You know, I have never been able to figure out how to send a pic of me to ANYONE on these sites. Technology was NOT my strong point, you know? Well, I finally graduated from the rank of “computer moron” and have been promoted to the new rank of “Computer Imbecile,” (notice how the new rank is capitalized?) and NOW I know how to do it! So in THIS letter, I include a shot, and I hope you like it, simply because we appear to be SUCH a great fit for each other (and I can send MANY more off of this site). I am a nicely-built, intelligent, educated, articulate, vasectomy-safe (a totally “seedless grape”, certifiably sane, very discreet, real clean, adventurous, non-smoking, social-drinking, absolutely drug- and disease-free (tested recently), 6’, 203 lb, short dark haired, brown eyed, clean shaven, 48 year old married (no intimacy since 1999 ‒ honestly ‒ and a great story) WM in the Norristown/King of Prussia area. Check out my whole ad ‒ please read it in its entirety ‒ it is dead-on accurate and honest. It’s like we wrote our profiles for each other. I can be reached at either “blah” or “blah.” I can IM at both, although I am almost always on in a total “stealth” mode. Write to me ‒ I hope to hear from you real soon.

WHEN I DON'T RESPOND RIGHT AWAY I GET THIS

LOL ‒ Your profile seemed SO good. I looked at a BUNCH of ads of other women and kept coming back to yours. It was just astonishing to me that we had so many similarities. I HAD to write you. I was SO excited (no, not like THAT (well, maybe a little)).
I was SURE you would write me back.
I was CERTAIN.
You even looked at my profile.
And ignored me.
How?
(confused man look)
Dammit! Now I have to try all those other women - pretenders to the throne that was YOURS.
You have devastated me. (smiling wryly at the unfairness of it all).
Good luck!

((PROCEEDS TO LEAVE EMAIL ADDRESS))
JUST IN CASE you decide to make up for this HORRIBLE AND TRAGIC MISTAKE

Actually I think I will add the closing statements

"Your ass is really fat - did you realize that? And your cunt probably smells, you piece of shit, miserable, dried up bitch. God, I LOVE telling off you gameplaying, bullshitting, "issue"-laden, picture-collecting, pussy-masturbating, lying, fat ass AdultFriendFinder CUNTS.

I especially love getting the last word."

YOU MAY HAVE THE LAST WORD MY FRIEND, BUT I HAVE THE LAST LAUGH

So now you men know why you don't always get replies.

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