JJKittyKat 60F
339 posts
10/26/2005 1:00 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


This is a heads up to those friends who haven't experienced it yet, and an explanation to those friends and family who have. Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on. While the kidney story was an urban legend, this one is not. It's happening every day.
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone else's thighs. The new ones had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Who would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for years? Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and Sheer Energy pantyhose.
Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again. My butt was next. I know it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear end (although badly attached at least three inches lower than my original) to the thighs they stuck me with earlier. Now, my rear end complimented my legs, lump for lump. Frantic, I prayed that long skirts would stay in fashion.
It was two years ago when I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and I watched horrified but fascinated as the flesh of my upper arms swung to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary. My body was being replaced one section at a time. How clever and fiendish.
Age? Age had nothing to do with it. Age is supposed to creep up, unnoticed, something like maturity. NO, I was being attacked repeatedly and without warning. In despair I gave up my T-shirts. What could they do to me next?
My poor neck disappeared more quickly than the Thanksgiving turkey it now resembled. That's why I decided to tell my story. I can't take on the medical profession by myself.
Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee. That really isn't plastic that those surgeons are using. You KNOW where they are getting those replacement part, don't you? The next time you suspect someone has had a face "lifted", look again. Was it lifted from you? I think I finally found my thighs...and I hope Cindy Crawford paid a really good price for them!
This is not a hoax. This is happening to women in every town every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS.
P.S. I must say that last year I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was lying in bed and they were gone! As I jumped out of bed I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

bri_tish 61M

10/26/2005 9:57 pm

I had a similar experience with my hair, one day dark brown, the next morning, peppered in grey. But worse than that, someone is sneaking in and stealing the fridge magnets from my brain. Now when thoughts occur there's nothing to hold them up, and they slide back down into the chaos of deep meaningful nonsense.

AlbertPrince 59M

10/27/2005 3:10 am

Ha Ha! I have noticed that while people do not seem to be taking anything from my body, they keep adding to it.

helga_hansen 50F
1987 posts
10/27/2005 6:33 am

Lol... JJ... just for a change my sides ache, and not my back. Now you know why I knit scarves. To hide the neck I was cruelly left with, when those same thieves entered my home!!


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

JJKittyKat 60F

10/28/2005 5:47 am

bri. I know what you mean

JJKittyKat 60F

10/28/2005 5:52 am

AL- can you have too much of a good thing?

JJKittyKat 60F

10/28/2005 5:54 am

HH-oh I'm sure that's not true

brightblonde3 59F

10/30/2005 4:18 pm

JJ, got my new passport....once I thought I had a definite chin...now I see it's twin has arrived to visit.



GangBangCple 67M/56F

11/1/2005 10:04 pm

Brilliant , pmsl,

every morning whn I wake up and go to the bathroom, I look in the mirror , and there is my 10 year older brother staring at me!, and worse , as i looked at him this morning , I realised that somebody stole his hair too !

JJKittyKat 60F

11/7/2005 8:08 pm


JJKittyKat 60F

11/7/2005 8:10 pm

GBC-thats right no one is safe

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