Bear Hunting  

JJKittyKat 60F
339 posts
9/27/2005 9:22 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Bear Hunting

Roger just got a new rifle and is all excited about it. So, he goes bear hunting in Alaska. The first bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he kills it with his first shot. There is a tap on his shoulder, and he turns around to see a big black bear. The black bear says "You've got 2 choices. One, I maul you to death or Two, we have sex." Roger bends over for the bear. He's sore for 2 days, but he recovers and vows revenge. Roger heads out on another trip to Alaska and he finds the black bear and kills him. At that moment there is a tap on his shoulder. A huge grizzly is standing right behind him. The grizzly says, "That was a big mistake. You've got 2 choices, "Either I maul you to death or we have sex." Roger bends over. He survives, but he's really hurting and takes quite a bit of time to recover, and, he's outraged. Sure enough, he heads back to Alaska and finds the grizzly and shoots him at point blank range. There's a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to find an enormous polar bear, and the polar bear says; "You don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"

AlbertPrince 59M

9/27/2005 11:08 am

I love this one.

Shabsu 60M  
17 posts
9/28/2005 3:54 pm

Hahahaa...Nice one JJ.

JJKittyKat 60F

9/29/2005 7:08 am

Al- one of my favorites too

Shabs- Cheers

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