Check out this email - Men Welcome - Ladies For Laughs!  

IndigoNight14 53F
9 posts
11/21/2005 9:24 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Check out this email - Men Welcome - Ladies For Laughs!


This is an exact copy of the body of an email I've received. I'm going to reply publicly at the end of each statement.....
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I was VERY intrigued by your profile.
Mine is attached, in hopes you may be interested as well.
I am in the Chicago area often.
I would like to share more pics with you, if there is an initial interest from you.
Hope to hear from you.

------ Profile Attached -------

"TALL, DARK, AND HANDSOME!!" At least that is what I've been told...a "RARE PRINCE."
I am a former athlete (6'6" and 240lbs.), Intelligent, and Mature. I am a professional with a large financial firm. Married, but looking to explore a bit. Simply, don't have the luxury or time to find what I'm looking for. Hey! Here's an idea...TRY YOUR HOME!!

FIRST OFF, A COUPLE OF THINGS THAT I AM NOT.... (**Setting me apart from about 99% of the "Average Joes" on AdultFriendFinder**)...

I AM NOT A HOPELESS SINGLE MALE. No, you're a HOPELESS MARRIED MAN(If I was single, I would never even consider using AdultFriendFinder, as it should be really easy for any hot guy w/great personality to find quality ladies out in the real world. Therefore, you've got to wonder about all the single guys on AdultFriendFinder). OK, this really pisses me off. First off, do you view AdultFriendFinder as your own personal sex store sir? That, because you are married, you are free to wander in and assume that a successful professional SINGLE woman would just fall down for you? You assume that because we have a profile we are just standing around waiting for your invite and can't wait to fuck you Mr. Prince??!! I'll take the single man who is out for some honest fun OVER YOU any day of the week. We professional people are not out here because we cannot seek and find quality people, we are out here because we are busy and it's the year 2005 and meeting ppl via an online medium is very accessible for a busy person on the go and you get the bonus of knowing you're physically compatible BEFORE you go thru the dating bullshit and end up marrying someone that just sends your sorry ass right back here

I AM NOT A DESPERATE MARRIED MAN JUST LOOKING TO GET LAID. YES YOU ARE!!!! DRESS IT UP AND PUT ALL THE DECORATION YOU WANT ON YOUR COMMENT BUT BOTTOM LINE..YES YOU INDEED ARE A DESPERATE MARRIED MAN JUST LOOKING TO GET LAID (I will not contact, or even think about meeting someone unless they are ATTRACTIVE, MATURE, CLEAN, SEXY, etc.)Assuming of course that you're able to attract such a nice female...

THEREFORE, Any "Quality" ladies interested, would get their own "Rare Prince".....

TALL, DARK, & HANDSOME.
ATHLETIC BUILD.
INTELLIGENT/MATURE.
CLEAN.
WILD SIDE IN BED, WANTING TO FIND SOMEONE TO EXPLORE NEW AND EXCITING THINGS IN BED.

**MOST IMPORTANTLY** - I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT A WOMAN IS TO BE RESPECTED. THUS, I INSIST ON MAKING A LADY HAPPY, TENDING TO HER EVERY DESIRE, FIRST AND FOREMOST. PLEASING A LADY, IS MY BIGGEST TURN-ON AND #1 GOAL. Really? How did this work for you at home? Apparently not so good and try treating your wife this way

Most people only see my laid back, clean-cut, "Teddy Bear" personality. However, I have a wilder side that has been supressed and is waiting to be let loose!! Try the Zoo Asshole....

KC_JJ 55M

11/21/2005 9:56 pm

That's some good humor there and I got a few genuine belly laughs.

The biggest one I think came from this....

"Therefore, you've got to wonder about all the single guys on AdultFriendFinder"

I like the way he seems to think he can talk you into gullibly beleiving that this is statement is one of stone cold logic.

Thanks for postinig it.

KC_JJ

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rm_lickmepretty 52F
851 posts
11/21/2005 10:01 pm

(ducks...incoming!) LOL

Hi, welcome to blog!

Are you aware there is a new group created for bloggers and their readership to meet and frolic in the chat room? (A place for serious discussion as well)

A group where interesting blog posts will be “spot-lighted” along with the links of how to get there. A place where new kids on the block can actually get seen as well as the predominant “hierarchy”.

A place where ideas can flow--from suggested blog topics, to writing "critiques", to directions on how to better use the elements of color, photos, and font style/size to make your blog more eye appealing; as well as instructions on how to better use linking to other posts.

Being that this is an adult site, we will also have a group post running where writers and their followers can indicate where they're from so maybe you might actually be able to meet some folk "local" to you.

Flirtatious banter is encouraged--crude obscene assaults will not be tolerated and are subject to deletion.

So...Stop in and have a little fun over your cup o' joe!

Here is a link to the group Blog Cafe, look forward to meeting you there!


Ladyblue85 59F

11/21/2005 10:06 pm

Hey, Indigo, ***chuckle***, been there, done that, experienced all the lines..... why can't the married men just put, "Married, want to get me some on the side, dont even have to know ur name..." ??

I ran across one profile a few days ago, under person interested in; the jerk put specifics such as he "requires a professionally employed woman.... like, doctor, atty., etc., financially indepenent, etc. Someone who has had a college education, because he wants someone who can carry on an intelligent conversation....."

Well shucks now, (as I hike up my overalls and slop the hogs)... never had me nuthin' more than a high school edukashun' yet I have had converstaions with (Dr.) William Cosby and not only made HIM laugh but was asked where I got my degree (because of a subject matter we were discussing)....and most recently in talking to a neurosurgeon about a family member's upcoming surgery, after about 10 minutes, he stopped me and asked if I had a medical background. WHen I asked why, he replied, "Because you seem to know the medical terms and have more medical knowledge than the average person."
Yep, sure glad I didnt have to shell out $100k in college to impress two prestigious men, yet it might have helped me on a sex site to attract certain married men!


curiousnhornyme 53F

11/21/2005 10:48 pm

Hi indigo, this was funny as hell!!! I think u misunderstood the "RARE PRINCE"...u see, he just didn't want u to miss out on such a rare specimen as himself!!! Funny thing is, didn't he think that a "quality' woman would see through his BS?! My thoughts to him, if he ever reads this blog, can be summed up in 1 sentence...Mr. Married Mofo, the 1st thing u should respect on a woman of 'quality' is her intelligence!


cuddlykittenn 43F

11/21/2005 10:50 pm

ladyblue & indigo- i don't who's experience is funnier. obviously you both a great sense of humor. this proves that a college education does not always produce an intelligent person... just a person with more information.


jakblack36 49M

11/22/2005 7:55 am

This was truly hysterical! Like you I state in my profile that I don't want to meet cheaters..and yet half of all that send me unsolicited replies are cheaters..go figure. Oh and by the way your line of "try the zoo asshole" almost caused my morning coffe to come out my an orifice coffe ain't supposed to flow from.


rm_stealth41759 58M

11/23/2005 8:47 am

lighten up folks. this site IS open to all. if you don't like married guys, then you don't like em. it is too bad some men look outside, but i have seen plenty of "attached/married/prefer not to say" women on this site looking outside as well. not a rebuttal just the facts ma'am.


IndigoNight14 53F

11/23/2005 4:39 pm

My point in posting this email wasn't because this man was married..it was because of his sheer arrogance. He basically said the ppl here at AdultFriendFinder were beneath him. Most men who fall into that category here have a little more class than this. I stand in judgment of no one; it's not my place, but I thought his perception of how things are were a little warped.


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