Cocky little shit  

rm_I_NV_Satiety 48F
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8/14/2006 9:56 pm

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8/1/2011 11:42 pm

Cocky little shit

I recently got an e mail from a gentleman who will remain anonymous. The reason this e mail caught my attention was the title....

"Make me an offer I can't refuse!"

What??? Are you fucking SERIOUS??

Ok, I am not full of ego here, but seriously...come on....that is so BUSH LEAGUE. ( ) Do I really need to make ANYONE an offer? The truth of the matter a woman on AdultFriendFinder, it doesn't matter if I have a peg leg, weigh 400 pounds with hairy moles all over my face and a pussy that smells like day old fish...there IS a man on this site that will fuck me. Why?


It's not something that I crow from the rooftops, but everyone knows that the ratio of men to women on this site is something like 600 to 1. All you need to do on this site as a woman is sign up and men will start throwing cock shots at you quicker than Randy Johnson throws a good fast ball.

So I NEED to try and WIN someone's attention??? I don't think so, son. But in the spirit of being fair, here's my offer....

Grow up, take that sorry ass flacid penis pic off your profile, and write something a bit more engaging than "I kin fuk u gud. Mak me a offur". Assuming you can get past the part where you have to GROW THE FUCK UP, maybe I won't delete your ass without even a weak one liner created by bored AdultFriendFinder staff to send you on your way.

Take it or leave it.

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