Who would have thought?  

HrnyBoriqua 44M
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1/29/2006 12:46 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Who would have thought?

Well, well, well... With some fiendish psychological imagry, and cunning writing, I have gotten a reply from deluxxxkitten, where I otherwise would not have heard a thing. Am I a genius? Hmmmm... I figure if I have to ask, I'm probably not! All in all, she hates me... Nah, she was really nice, but things just didn't work out... I will try to portray a moment of silence....

... Ok, but just because that didn't work out, it's not the end of the world, right? Of course not! If I weren't as easy going, and as care free as I say I am, I would have been devastated, but not me folks, I don't think so! So, moving on.

I was in a chat room last night, and saw some disturbing behavior. Some people were getting upset, and being mean to others, for no other reason than the fact that they could not chat themselves into someone else's pants!!! There's rules about that sort of thing. Unspoken rules that are a code that we live by. I have to say, that these people were younger, and hadn't been around the block, so I'm going to offer up some advice. Yes, I too have my two cents, imagine that... Keep in mind that if you don't get booty one night, you've always got yourself. Meaning that you've always got your hands! Many games to play here...

1. The regular old standby. Just masturbate. Preferably to a picture of that desired person. (Yeah, I said it! I went there!)

2. Fool around mid sleep. A favorite of mine, with or without a partner (in my case, a woman). Find a way to cut the circulation to your favorite hand, until it goes to sleep. Then, wake it up, and make it work!

3. The cheat. Instead of using your normal hand, send it home for the night, and use the other. It's like your cheating on your favorite hand. Makes for an exciting time! (Don't forget the picture...)

4. Cheat with a stranger. Pretty much, do the same thing I outlined in suggestion #2, except do it with the other hand... Now this one is really crazy.

5. Finally, the threesome. I'm not French, so I won't say it the other way. I refuse! Anyway, with this one, you use both hands, and go wild!

This is all for now. Keep in mind that you cannot legally force anyone to do your bidding. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle...

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