Why I don't Drunk Blog....  

HotTXpussy4U 49F
2177 posts
8/20/2006 12:43 am

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8/21/2006 7:36 am

Why I don't Drunk Blog....

The following is exactly as I spelled it as I typed it....I will tyr not to backspace more than necessary...

I ca't drunk blog....just like I can't drunk diral. I know that I suck at it..in th worst way. I can't type more than I can speeak. And when I speek after drinking, I sound just like like I look here.

So this is me, alone, cookng biscuits cuz I am starving!!!! I only had bne itty biity burget to eat at 1pm...and nows it's 12 hours later...so I must eat.

And as I sit here an type in what ways no one would undertstand.....I wonder, WHY didn't a single guy try to pick me up at the ar to ngiht???

Maybe because i can't talk...eet alone type a stupid line of owrds???

FINE - NOW YOU KNOW ME>>>>this is me....

I'm a hoot....but alone.....and you know.... that is just not right - - - - I could go all night...instead I will eat and conk out on the safo watching "Assasins".... I just love Sylvester Stallone inn glasses.....

Damn he's hot -- even if short!!

Smiles and Drunken Kisses to All {=} {=}


funkentjay1 57M

8/20/2006 7:35 am

lol you. Love your blog. Kent


HotTXpussy4U replies on 8/20/2006 9:42 am:
I knew when I would read it this morning that I would be wondering what I was thinking for typin it - - - but THAT is me and I am funny at times.. Thanks sweetie

ZZ_Todd 60M

8/20/2006 7:46 am

I think I should be your designated driver!


HotTXpussy4U replies on 8/20/2006 9:48 am:
That's gonna be a long drive from where you are!!!

ZZ_Todd 60M

8/20/2006 7:47 am

P.S. Of course, I'll have to wear my glasses... it says I have to on my driver's license!


HotTXpussy4U replies on 8/20/2006 9:50 am:
That's okay, mine says the same thing...

nightnsa 49M  
415 posts
8/20/2006 8:19 am

i would have tried to pick you up.....repectfully of course


HotTXpussy4U replies on 8/20/2006 10:34 am:
Awwww...thank you!! - - and to think, I had all day today to just lay around and have sex whenever I wanted....

Hmmmm...someone missed out! {=}

ZZ_Todd 60M

8/20/2006 10:58 am

But worth it!


goddessofbitches 42M/34F

8/20/2006 7:33 pm

Drunk and blog go perfect together. Why? Because blogging drunk keeps you from calling that ex boyfriend or fuck buddy and talking to their voice mail or answering machine for 2 hours.

HUGS~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch


HotTXpussy4U replies on 8/20/2006 9:55 pm:
You are SO right...

Though One Time - - I called the Psychic Network...and talked for 3 hours.....

$400+ later I still didn't know about my lovelife....

Lesson Learned!!!!!!!!!! {=}

HotTXpussy4U replies on 8/20/2006 9:56 pm:
You are SO right...

Though One Time - - I called the Psychic Network...and talked for 3 hours.....

$400+ later I still didn't know about my lovelife....

Lesson Learned!!!!!!!!!! {=}

Supervy_Sage 51M

8/21/2006 4:24 am

Drunk and cooking biscuits? That is an odd thing to make, but when we are drunk, everything seem like a good idea. Things like pissing on a cop car, pissing on a cops horse, pissing on a cop, telling a cop you just didn't piss on him, his horse or car. Finding out the horse belongs to a farmer, and the cop hit the horse. Pissing the cops engine to put out the fire that isn't there. Pissing on the horse, to "Wake it up". Pissing in the cop car and getting it all over yourself because your hands are cuffed.

The Super Pervy Sage


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