Poor Men....They Just Can't Help It!!!  

HotTXpussy4U 49F
2177 posts
8/30/2006 4:25 pm

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9/1/2006 3:18 pm

Poor Men....They Just Can't Help It!!!

So since I am feeling a bit better today....had to share some of the funnies in my inbox. Now MEN, don't take these personal....you can tell me all the BLONDE jokes you want. Fair is Fair!!!

A Laugh for us Ladies:

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

And they say blondes are dumb...


A couple is lying in bed. The man says,

"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."

The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."


"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I
mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.


He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.


Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor


A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and
said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...

Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!

Gotta love that fairy!


Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat
him to death.



Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be men.


Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

A: Trustworthy.


Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.


Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.


Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

TA DA - - Thank You Thank You - - You have been a great audience, please remember to tips your waiters and waitresses!

(shuts down to go home for the night, because I"M NOT FLYING OUT TODAY - TOLD YA!!!!!! )

itsallfun1957 60M

8/30/2006 4:49 pm

So that's why I whistle. Thanks and great post.>>>iaf1957

rm_titsandtires 53M/42F
3656 posts
8/30/2006 5:38 pm

I love the sweat shirt one. Too funny!


jrb6955 60M

8/30/2006 6:39 pm


Glad to hear you are feeling better.

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
8/30/2006 7:28 pm

Q. What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?

A. A whine and cheese party.

Q: What do a woman, a tornado and a hurricane have in common?

A: They all get the house!

Q: What is the difference between a golf ball and an errogenous zone?

A: A man will spend 15 minutes looking for a golf ball.

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ZZ_Todd 60M

8/30/2006 7:40 pm

Well, since this is for Ladies Only... this really isn't a comment. (Pretend that I'm not even here!)

I just noticed Keith's artwork above me... You da Man, Keith!

rm_hdharley641 48M
25 posts
9/1/2006 1:02 pm

Thanks babe I needed that on a rainy friday. We are getting hit right now. You coming this way?

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