One Wish  

HotTXpussy4U 49F
2177 posts
8/21/2006 7:45 am

Last Read:
8/28/2006 7:43 pm

One Wish

Always great to start Monday with a Laugh!

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.

The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?"

The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable.
These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years... I'm good but not
THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, likes to
cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man."

The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the fucking map

ZZ_Todd 61M

8/21/2006 8:38 am

Oh that's good!

juz4fun67 51M
22 posts
8/21/2006 11:23 am

So true, so true... I like the new pic btw!

CamCowboy 57M  
282 posts
8/21/2006 8:40 pm

ROFL here HotTx.

btw - if you run into that genie, point him to Calgary... that's where all the good men are

jrb6955 60M

8/22/2006 7:16 pm

LMAO. You have to love those oldies but goodies.

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