One Flew Over The Cuckoo Clock  

HotTXpussy4U 49F
2177 posts
9/6/2006 11:03 am

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9/7/2006 8:48 am

One Flew Over The Cuckoo Clock

Funny in my inbox today:

Why females should avoid girls night out after they are married:

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I toldmy husband that I would be home by midnight: "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNITE!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. shit," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

rm_Kingcat4U2 66M
2799 posts
9/6/2006 4:18 pm

It was almost quitting time at the office when Brad asked
Bob to go out for some drinks. "I can't man!" Bob exclaimed.
"My wife will kill me!"
"Hey, it's just a couple, just call her and tell her
you're going work a little late tonight, that's all.
I'ts no biggie, man, just a couple." Said Brad

Well, Bob agreed and called home, leaving a message
on the answering machine for his wife. Bob and Brad
went over to their favorite place and had a few. Brad
was getting hungry, so he ordered pizza. Of course,
then they had to have some more drinks to go with the
pizza. Bob got some pizza sauce on his shirt and
started to fret about it wondering what he was going
to tell his wife. "Man, don't worry about it, dude,
just tell her we ordered pizza in, we were gettin'
hungry!" Said Brad.

Then a couple of women from the office came into the
place, noticed Bob and Brad, and joined them. Of course,
the boys, being gentlemen, ordered them drinks too. They
were all having a good time when Bob suddenly looked at
his watch and noticed how late it was. "Damn, I got to
get out of here, it's past midnight! Bob exclaimed.
The girls both gave him hugs and little pecks on the cheek
for being so nice.

Bob got home and found his wife still up. She gave
him a big smile, which greatly relieved Bob. "Poor baby,
you must have been really working hard!" She cooed.
I can see that you ordered pizza, you got some on your
shirt, you poor thing! She cooed again. Bob nodded his
head in agreement. "Did Gino from the Pizzeria bring your
pizza over for you?" She asked softly, giving a Bob a big smile.

"Sure did." Bob said, thinking to himself that everything
was going much better than he thought it would.

Her countenance quickly changed with the next question.
"When did Gino start wearing lipstick, perfume and when the
f*** did he start kissing YOU?!

(Guys can be just as clever as women!)

rm_bumm069 53M/48F

9/7/2006 7:59 am

Really loved it kinda reminded me of some thing I did once, we both laughed about it the next day. Once again alcohol makes people do strange things. LOL. C

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