Lucky Frog  

HotTXpussy4U 49F
2177 posts
9/5/2006 9:24 am

Last Read:
9/6/2006 10:54 am

Lucky Frog

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The Frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I
will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I Failed to mention the condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay"

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make Your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women
will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay,
because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world. And he will be ten times richer than you. "The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.

Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers ONLY: Please scroll down.

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to Show that women never listen!!!

I just wanted to post something that would make both genders laugh.....

aries_flames 50F

9/5/2006 10:22 am

ROFL! I didn't listen. But then, you never expected me to, did you? LOL!

HotTXpussy4U replies on 9/5/2006 1:46 pm:
Why start now?? ...just kidding sweetie {=}, sorta...

GraspCrownRusts 47M
780 posts
9/5/2006 10:59 am

LMAO ... good one... but women really are smarter, right?...

HotTXpussy4U replies on 9/5/2006 1:48 pm:
Of course...which makes you a smart man!!!

CamCowboy 57M  
282 posts
9/6/2006 7:27 am

Frogs can't count... she should have dumped her husband and kept the frog

Alannc4900 62M

9/6/2006 8:04 am

Funny ... both endings were ... thanks for the post.

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