Cowboy Boots  

HotTXpussy4U 49F
2177 posts
3/27/2006 2:35 pm

Last Read:
4/4/2006 2:09 pm

Cowboy Boots


Sent to me this morning to start my Monday off on the right foot - - - but it's 4:30 and I'm just now getting to read this....

Enjoy - as I laughed myself silly.

Cowboy Boots
An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "Seniors" in
Texas. Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy
boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them,
wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the
house and says to his wife "notice anything different
about me?"

Bessie looks him over, "nope." Frustrated Ray storms
off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into
the room completely naked except for the boots.

Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice
anything DIFFERENT NOW?"

Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's
hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday,
it'll be hanging down again tomorrow".

Furious, Ray yells, "DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING
DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING
AT MY NEW
BOOTS!!!!!!!!!!
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat"



gnr8nrg 47M

3/27/2006 6:44 pm

Too funny


HotTXpussy4U replies on 3/27/2006 9:53 pm:
I LOVE to be the one to make you smile

norprin5 56M

3/30/2006 11:53 am

hilarious!!

King Nor XVIII


saddletrampsk 55F

3/30/2006 1:58 pm

nor sent me..
thats too funny..


LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
3/30/2006 3:24 pm

I to was directed to make a showing here by norprin...LMAO!!

lustytaurus


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
3/30/2006 8:01 pm

LMOAO that is funny. norprin sent me by he said it was funny and he was right.


sweetSinn2690
2943 posts
3/30/2006 10:39 pm

lol no kidding!!!!!..nor sent me too...thanks ...lololol


Oh WHATEVER BITCHES!


HotTXpussy4U 49F

4/2/2006 9:47 pm

I'm glad to see I've brightened some days for some people! Thanks Nor!


kelly402005 53F

4/2/2006 10:30 pm

"Gid'he' Up!"
...norprin sent me!
~~~Well worth it!

Have a good one,
kel


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