Am I the ONLY One???  

HotTXpussy4U 49F
2177 posts
1/19/2006 11:32 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Am I the ONLY One???

Okay - I just had to post this email I just received.

Am I the only one who has no clue what this guy is talking about - - he from California and sent to me at 9:51pm his time - sounds a bit "tipsy" to me....thought you might enjoy the read. If you can!

**hello pretty one how are you Ihope you are having good day you sound realy sweet lets see I am 6,6 blond hair green eyes about 220pounds Iam in the army in fort knox ky right know traing but will be home backin soon back tobeing in thepart time army Ilove togo4x4ing cammping shooting darts playing pool spending time with friends horse backriding going tocar shows walks under the moonand stars walks onthed beach making love under a sky full of stars looking tohock upand have fun and see wrer thigs mygo mabe ffor the long time or just fun times tell finding thed right one my addrest hear is ###################
would to hear from you if you write i should be able to send a pic please send me picks and the Ican send you some pics of me have now way of scaning on conmputer but can send inthe mail yours ###

YES - he gave his full address...but I bleeped it out - I think it was the only thing he spelled right...

NO - I am not responding..I'm still in shock!

YES - He does need a lot of letters - to fill in the blanks of this email...

rm_Easein2it 53M

1/20/2006 9:32 am

I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat!

HotTXpussy4U 49F

1/20/2006 9:59 am


My thoughts exactly! Can you imagine this guy on Wheel? I think he could have the blanks filled in..then wouldn't be able to figure out what it the letters were not all jumbled together - and it was all spelled correctly.

I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat.

Uh uhhhhhh, I don't know what it says, Pat. Sorry

I'm mean - I know..but DANG!!

gnr8nrg 47M

1/20/2006 4:00 pm

That is funny, but when I'm really horny my spelling goes to shit. If I don't spell check it, I'm doomed.

Dallas_Male_35 48M
255 posts
1/20/2006 6:01 pm

LOL. Personally, I'd be afraid because he was ready to "hock" something up! I'm not sure if that was choking him and his ability to spell went out the window or what; but hell, who knows. He wants "picks" but was gonna send "pics" too! I'm scared. I don't know what to do! I'd buy a vowel, but I'm afraid he would have to ask what it was.

I don't know if I'm a geek or what, but I type about 60-80 words per minute on a good day with almost no errors . . . . maybe just because I had college and I have a degree, and 8 years of English between high school and college, but damn, I don't understand how some people can type stupid shit like that and think that it's sexy.

I would never type a letter like that to a woman I wanted to "hock" up on! That's for damned sure.

Just don't have cybersex with him, HotTx! You'll be laughing so hard at the spelling errors that you'll kick the computer desk over before the blood finishes flowing to his misspelled member!

HotTXpussy4U 49F

1/21/2006 6:26 pm

Maybe I should visit and give you a spelling test in person! Hmmmmm...what a nice thought

Dallas Male 35
Cracking me up as usual... I was just wondering if he knew how to spell "delete"...but would probably read it as "delight"...go figure!!

Dallas_Male_35 48M
255 posts
1/22/2006 4:06 am

Crack up, crack down. . . . I'll take you either way.

Just name the time and the place

(Oh wait, we already established that I'd chicken out - well, it's fun to tease you about ) LOL

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