Cornucopia - The Male Member  

HotLilSouthAngel 49F
232 posts
11/26/2005 11:45 pm

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Cornucopia - The Male Member

As I sit alone tonight, and watch HBO with its new ongoing program named Pornucopia, a stroke of genius comes to mind. I have decided to start a new ongoing blog. One in which will be enlightening in regards to what everyone always wanted to know but was afraid to ask or never thought of asking.

However, a dilemma arose, what would I call this blog. I then realized naming was such an important task. For a name can instantly create an image. A name associates so many things to something. It creates a background or setting in several ways. I had to have the perfect name for this ongoing and interactive blog.

With timing in mind and with a creative spin from what inspired this blog, I have decided to go with one that incorporates all the aforementioned as well as with one that goes with the spirit of Thanksgiving, since in many ways, sex is something to be thankful or receiving or giving. Therefore, I Christian this blog, Cornucopia.

While searching for the appropriate name, I realized names or nicknames are everywhere. Names can be formal or informal. Names can be nicknames or slang names. A name can cause a RISE in others, a stirring of emotions or organs. Suddenly I realized I should start compiling names for both female and male sexual organs. So, I shall fill the first cornucopia with a list of fruity terms (names) used to reference the male penis. Let the composition and compiling begin:

A male penis can also be called -

Mini Me
Ego - Obviously used when stroking is necessary
Lil Richard
Old Softie
Beef Bayonet
One Eyed Snake
Purple Helmet Head
Tiny Tim
Trouser Snake
Stinky Twinkie
Slow Poke
Droopy Dawg
Big Dripper
Hairy Toothpick
Lap Taffy
Johnson ‒ Never understood this one

As you can see, this is not an all encompassing list. Some names are flattering, some are self explanatory and others are just scary or disappointing to think about. Im sure that more research will be necessary to determine how some of these terms came to mean penis and they were derived. Oh well, bed time now!

Keep it bent south,


eriedragon4 58M
1076 posts
11/27/2005 1:51 am

have you ever noticed how some men name theirs, mine remains name less, but I have friends that do like one named his richard and the twins, lol, and one guy even called his the twig and berries,
Ive also heard of women naming their tits one girl I know named hers thema and louise
well you just made me think of them. thanx

rm_luke69iner 49M
3275 posts
11/27/2005 12:34 pm

LMAO at Mini Me
Ego - Obviously used when stroking is necessary
Beef Bayonet
Stinky Twinkie
Droopy Dawg
Big Dripper
Lap Taffy

I prefer Mr. Snuffleupagus and Vlad The Impaler

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

~Monty Python's The Meaning of Life~

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

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