This is what it means to be a Californian.  

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4/5/2006 4:30 pm

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This is what it means to be a Californian.

California Man


-I'm mexican or I've dated one

-Our chics are way hotter then yours

- I cuss a lot.

- I say "like" and "fer sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "bro" and "hecka" and "hella"; and I say them often.

- I know what real cheese & avocadoes taste like.

- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe and Big Bear.

- Summers are really hot, and winters are really cold. That's the way it is.

- I go to the Beach - not "down the shore".

_ I drink coke or pepsi not "pop"

- I know 65 mph really means 80+.

- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and they accept it and give it back, because that's the California way.

- I've been to "the City" aka "Frisco" aka San Francisco and have eaten fresh clam chowder out of a sourdough bread bowl.

- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border).

- My governor can kick your governors ass.

- I can go out at midnight and wear a t-shirt and shorts.

- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD.

- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day.

- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here.

- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them).

-I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more then yours, which means I'm better then you

-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we fuck better and thats how it is.

-The best athletes come from here

-I could buy 20 of your houses if I sold my house.

-I'm from California and I love it, rep it

repost if ur a true california native

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