Let me tell you how back woods we are round here..........  

HeartlessBitch69 47F
6876 posts
6/4/2006 11:13 pm

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6/8/2006 12:20 am

Let me tell you how back woods we are round here..........

I got an invite to a wedding of friends of my husbands family. It was a nice invatation, real pretty and such.

Til I got to the Where they are registered.....

Now I know Walmart is not too bad a place to be registered, same as Target. I mean alot register there.
But I scan down the list and what do I see? AceHardware? WTF? Have you ever seen a bride and groom registered at Ace Hardware?
Is that not Backwoods or what?

I bet the wedding will be in someones field or some shit! But I will not be there. I will be out of state when it happens. I guess I will get to see the pics.

But I am curious to see what they put on the register at Ace Hardware! lol

ME


Nightguy_1961 56M
4866 posts
6/4/2006 11:25 pm

Now that's a new one......

If it were Bass Pro Shops, now that I could see....

NG61...disappearing into the darkness...


HeartlessBitch69 47F

6/4/2006 11:29 pm

Nightguy_1961--Fuckin made me laugh!


wildoats19622 55M
3530 posts
6/4/2006 11:34 pm

Did the Groom have a TV show called "Tool Time"?

Wild

Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.


earthShiva 60M

6/4/2006 11:38 pm

I have good friends who live in Manhattan, 40-something, Ivy League educated, and they registered at Ace Hardware, too.

Meanwhile, we just celebrated our 21st anniversary, and I'm putting our wedgwood china in Ebay. We don't use it.

There's nothing unsophisticated about knowing who you are.


SlimGoodGuy 39M

6/4/2006 11:42 pm

Hack saw to cut the handcuffs in case they lose the key on their honeymooon


ShaneLiveLife 51M

6/4/2006 11:46 pm

As a European I'm sometimes just stunned by what happens in the USA !
- some of it groundbreaking, some of it bad and some of it just plain inexplicable ! .....

Live with passion !


LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
6/5/2006 12:06 am

LMAO...it will be an interesting gift opening!!


chasingfun27 39M
1108 posts
6/5/2006 12:15 am

Someone's angling for a new chainsaw. I'd put money on it being the husbands choice - lucky bastard.


HeartlessBitch69 47F

6/5/2006 8:44 am

wildoats19622--He should!

chasingfun27--No doubt!

LustyTaurus--I left out the other few stores, so yes it will be!

ShaneLiveLife--We are a crazy nation I admit that!

SlimGoodGuy--I am sure, you should see the bride! lol

earthShiva--I'll give ya that one!


skyking412004 54M
5363 posts
6/5/2006 12:54 pm

_____If they have a fixer upper house, what better place than Ace? I hear they also sell hooks to hang the trapese from. That's what I hear


007sexy40plus 52F  
7603 posts
6/5/2006 1:59 pm

When I get married again, NOT! I am going to register at Lowe's building material. I want appliances, bath room and kitchen. whirlpool bath tub. ceiling fans, and fencing material, and a generator for power outages. You know the expensive shit. Then to top that off want a paint sprayer, a jigsaw, table saw, a sander, and a tool belt. Oh and a heavy duty shop vac. I might not be a pretty bride but I sure will look sexy in my tool belt, naked. Men like women who can fix shit. My dad was what you call a jack of all trades and I learned a few things from him. So yeah bring on the Lowe's registry.

btw way one of those fancy riding lawn tractors would be a gift to have.

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"


secret_eyespy 55M  
488 posts
6/5/2006 4:31 pm

Why not register at Guns 'R Us so that you can receive a proper weapon for which you'll shoot yourself for getting married in the first place? If you don't shoot yourself right after the honeymoon you're gonna want to do it anyway some years down the road. Bullets are an excellent investment.


rm_4wolfsr 59M

6/5/2006 4:48 pm

    Quoting 007sexy40plus:
    When I get married again, NOT! I am going to register at Lowe's building material. I want appliances, bath room and kitchen. whirlpool bath tub. ceiling fans, and fencing material, and a generator for power outages. You know the expensive shit. Then to top that off want a paint sprayer, a jigsaw, table saw, a sander, and a tool belt. Oh and a heavy duty shop vac. I might not be a pretty bride but I sure will look sexy in my tool belt, naked. Men like women who can fix shit. My dad was what you call a jack of all trades and I learned a few things from him. So yeah bring on the Lowe's registry.

    btw way one of those fancy riding lawn tractors would be a gift to have.
Naked? Nothin' but a tool belt? On a shiney new John Deere riding mower? Sweeeeeet!!!


HeartlessBitch69 47F

6/5/2006 8:26 pm

MariGrrl--That would be fun to watch opening!

skyking412004--I bet you KNOW, not just what you have heard, but what you KNOW!

007sexy40plus--I for sure wouldn't mind all that stuff! I happen to be a Jane of all trades!

secret_eyespy--AMEN!

4wolfsr--I think that should be her next pic!


HeartlessBitch69 47F

6/8/2006 12:20 am

kittenkisses24--OMG too funny!


spunky11961--Hell YES


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