How To Be a Pimp..............  

HeartlessBitch69 48F
6876 posts
5/26/2006 9:58 pm

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5/30/2006 1:01 am

How To Be a Pimp..............

You all have come to know and love our fellow blogger MrNuttz. But did you know he has wrote a book? Time magazine has him on the front cover. His book has sold over millions of copies! Here is a peek at what the books holds inside.......


Chapter One: History and the Game
In this chapter I go back as far as recorded history allows to give you a few historical facts about the Pimping

Chapter Two: The Assorted Variety of Pimps
I give you the different variations of Pimps

Chapter Three: Getting Polished, Cars, Clothes & Jewelry
Extremely detailed tips on how to shine as a Player. The right way to buy diamonds, cars, houses, tailor made suits, how to get your credit score up and pimp at the same time and much much more...

Chapter Four: Rules of the game, The Game is sold
The fundamental principles for success as a Player.

Chapter Five: Building a stable, The catch, The knock, The lock, The turn out
How to successfully manage your human resources (women) in "The Game"

Chapter Six: Getting your money, Different ways of getting paid
The monetary blueprints to every genre of prostitution on the planet And I mean "EVERY" genre in detail. How to start and run an escort service, how to work the track, legal whore houses, and more...

Chapter Seven: Macking 101
Macking and Pimping are two totally different things altogether. In this chapter I put you up on the Macking end of the game.

Chapter Eight: Pimping and the law
How not to get caught slipping and the consequences waiting for you if you do this chapter is Very, Very, Very important!

Chapter Nine: Prejudice against Pimps, Player hatred worldwide
The title of this chapter speaks for itself

Chapter Ten: Pimping and the hip-hop community
The bond between Pimps and hip-hop

Chapter Eleven: Pimpin aint dead the ho's are just scared
This old saying is defined in detail

Chapter Twelve: On a round world in a square life living in a glass house
Put that stone down no one is perfect in this chapter I go into detail.

And to quote the great man about his name......

"One of the things most hype about being an elevated pimp is having a name that mothafuckas respect. It's that one thing that punks who don't have your money always remember to yell while you're beating them down. "No MrNuttz! Please don't beat me down MrNuttz! I left my money in my other pants MrNuttz!"


waerlookin4fun 51M/47F

5/26/2006 11:30 pm

'Missy' lmao I'm probably gonna get it for that one......but he is soooooo going to get your ass for this one, I can't wait lmao......Smokey hiding from all of you....don't wont to get caught in the crossfire

HeartlessBitch69 48F

5/26/2006 11:38 pm

waerlookin4fun--I think I am two up on him now!!!!

skyking412004 55M
5363 posts
5/27/2006 1:58 am

_____You are SO going to get it when he gets his (ahem) hands on you. Not to mention what he's going to get in you. I'll work the camera. Once he has wore your ass into submission, I'll politely ask him if I can have seconds and get you with my Ten Penny nail.

secret_eyespy 55M  
488 posts
5/27/2006 4:25 am

If you're gonna pimp......pimp with class!!

rm_LoyalCumpany 47M
3204 posts
5/27/2006 5:24 am

HAH! Can't wait til MrNuttz moves to my town so he can teach me his pimpin' ways in person!

(Is there any such thing as a skinny white boy pimp?)

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!

HeartlessBitch69 48F

5/27/2006 7:15 am

LoyalCumpany--I am sure there is! LOL

secret_eyespy--He does have class! lol


(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)

5/27/2006 10:01 am

I'd go to work for Him in a heart-beat, hell for that matter I'd do Him too..!!...Ready


HeartlessBitch69 48F

5/27/2006 12:16 pm

readytolay_3--I am sure that pimps test their hos before they put them out on the street! lol

rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
5/27/2006 12:42 pm

Too funny, but they are right you are gonna get it for this

HeartlessBitch69 48F

5/27/2006 3:14 pm

cru1972--Nah, he knows his place! LOL I can't wait! lol

MrNuttz05 50M

5/27/2006 5:30 pm

That was good! O.K.! That was pretty good
I am laughing, but only for the moment!

HeartlessBitch69 48F

5/27/2006 6:24 pm

MrNuttz05--It was good wasn't it? You know you love me!

MrNuttz05 50M

5/28/2006 3:34 pm

For all of your 'GREATNESS' here in BLOGLAND... Oprah has deemed it a necessity to interview you... She is holding the interview within my BLOG... Why don't you & the others join her

HeartlessBitch69 48F

5/28/2006 4:16 pm

MrNuttz05--HA been there done that!

MrNuttz05 50M

5/30/2006 12:03 am

Hey! I posted that a looooooong time ago. I think your BLOG is being prejudice "I am going to REPORT you!"

HeartlessBitch69 48F

5/30/2006 12:24 am

MrNuttz05--Yep, I am the owner of a "CRACKER" prejudice blog! Shit, don't make me come over there and beat the black all off yer ass!

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