Wisdom A Day  

HawksBabyGirl 49F
733 posts
5/12/2006 5:53 pm

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5/17/2006 4:46 pm

Wisdom A Day


1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk
ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me,
either. Just leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan
belt and a leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to
steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting
any.
5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't
be promoted.

6. No one is listening until you fart.
7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
9. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve
as a warning to others.
10. It is far more impressive when others discover your
good qualities without your help.

11. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a
couple of car payments.
12. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in
their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a
mile away and you have their shoes.
13. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
14. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him
how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
15. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person
again, it was probably worth it.

16. Don't squat with your spurs on.
17. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember
anything.
18. If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people.
19. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the
windshield.
20. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.

21. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of
that comes from bad judgment.
22. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in
half and put it back in your pocket.
23. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain
dance.
24. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
25. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side & a dark
side, and it holds the universe together.

26. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither
one works.
27. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your
mouth is moving.
28. Experience is something you don't get until just after
you need it.
29. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
30. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get
worse.

rm_Twister2bed 48M
617 posts
5/12/2006 6:33 pm

Oh boy is Number 26 so true


nighthawk_6969 61M

5/17/2006 12:44 pm

lmao good post babygirl kisses


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