Which Penis Do You Have ?  

HawksBabyGirl 49F
733 posts
5/8/2006 7:18 pm

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5/11/2006 8:20 am

Which Penis Do You Have ?

The Excedrin Penis: It's thhhhiiiiiisssss big.

The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.

The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart.

The Life Call Penis: Its fallen and it can't get up.

The American Express Penis: Don't leave home without it.

The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take...?

The M & M Penis: Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.

The Lucky Charms Penis: It's magically delicious.

The Energizer Penis: It keeps going and going...

The Right Guard Penis: Anything less is uncivilized.

The Campbells Soup Penis: Mmm mmm good.

The Kix Penis: Kid tested, mother approved.

The McDonald's Penis: Over 8 billion served.

The Ragu Penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest.

The All-State Penis: You're in good hands.

The 7-Up Penis: The UN-penis.

The Barq's Penis: The one with bite.

The Beef Penis: It's what's for dinner.

The Bud Lite Penis: Great Taste, Less Filling.

The Twizzler Penis: It makes mouths happy.

The Starburst Penis: The juice is loose.

The Timex Penis: Takes a lickin' and keeps on...

The Burger King Penis: Have it your way.

The Wendy's Penis: Where's the beef?

The Lay's Penis: Betcha can't eat just one.

The Little Ceaser's Penis: Penis!! Penis!!

The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper.

The Domino's Pizza Penis: Deliver's in 30 min or less.

The Rice Krispies Penis: What does your penis say to you?

The Extra Penis: Lasts an extra extra long time.

The Charmin Penis: Dont squeeze the penis!

The Windows ME Penis: If you ask it to do too much, it'll crash.

The Virginia Slims Penis: You've come a long way, baby.

The Secret Penis: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

The Sanka Penis: Good to the last drop.

The Payday Penis: Its almost totally nuts!

The Yellow Pages Penis: Let your fingers do the walkin'.

rm_Twister2bed 48M
617 posts
5/8/2006 8:29 pm


SirMounts 103M

5/9/2006 3:02 am

Well, it is true that the penis is a very versatile appendage. It's fortunate that Men have one too... because when they eventually invent a jar that women won't need a Man to help get open, we'll still have our penises... something that most women will never find a truly satisfying substitute for. *wink*

roper_6969 56M

5/9/2006 10:40 am

I have a Trix penis...."Silly boys, dicks are for girls". LOL!


rm_miracleman58 59M
469 posts
5/9/2006 2:07 pm

LMAO I have to go with the m& M penis, melts in your mouth not in your hand

Priapeo 47M

5/10/2006 9:11 am

the LAPD penis: to protect and to serve

read to be protected and to be served

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience

elysianpleasure 49M

5/10/2006 9:44 am

Very cute

nighthawk_6969 61M

5/11/2006 6:55 am

hahahah babygirl which is mine kisses

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