The Rules Of Bedroom Golf  

HawksBabyGirl 49F
733 posts
6/21/2006 12:33 pm

Last Read:
6/24/2006 11:41 am

The Rules Of Bedroom Golf

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play -
normally one club and two balls.

2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the
hole and keep the balls out.

4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft.
Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before
play begins.

5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to
avoid damage to the hole.

6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as
necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is
complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied
permission to play the course again.

7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole
immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player
will normally take time to admire the entire course with
special attention to well formed bunkers.

8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they
have played , or are currently playing, to the owner of the
course being played. Upset course owners have been known to
damage players equipment for this reason.

9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their
own protection.

10. Players should ensure themselves that their match has been
properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being
played for the first time. Previous players have been known to
become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they
considered to be a private course.

11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at
all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the
course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to
be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players
will find alternative means of play when this is the case.

12. The course owner is responsible for manicuring and pruning
any bush around the hole to allow for improved viewing of,
alignment with, and approach to the hole.

13. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission
before attempting to play the back nine.

14. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be
prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at
the course owners request.

15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting,
to play the same hole several times in one match.

maverick1255 52M
3953 posts
6/21/2006 3:26 pm

What a wonderful way to play golf!! It adds a touch of class!!

And the joke is good TOO!!!!

rm_cnilingsfan2 49M
158 posts
6/21/2006 4:13 pm

I never liked golf before. Now I need someone to play with my driver

reverend21 50M
1913 posts
6/21/2006 7:56 pm

You know I never liked golf, until now

methodman1000 41M
1775 posts
6/22/2006 12:43 am

i knew there was something more to the game of golf.....

GreyFox_in_LV 69M
167 posts
6/24/2006 10:20 am

Loved this one, Does it come in poster size?

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