The Burglar  

HawksBabyGirl 49F
733 posts
5/8/2006 4:45 am

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5/11/2006 8:18 am

The Burglar

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place it in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,

"Jesus is watching you!"

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard,

"Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest upon a parrot.

"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the heck are you?"

"Moses," Replied the bird.

"Moses" the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?"

"Probably the same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus," the bird answered.

ilsuconu 57M

5/8/2006 6:09 am

Looks like we ended up on the same "forward to" list (small world, eh?)
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HawksBabyGirl 49F

5/8/2006 8:10 am

LMAO no I found it joke something I have to look again ....

rm_miracleman58 59M
469 posts
5/8/2006 9:08 am


nighthawk_6969 61M

5/11/2006 6:44 am

hahaha its good babygirl

rm_dazcom 57M
1 post
5/31/2006 2:33 pm

i hope its true ive heard it said
you can tell someones clever by the size of there head
and if its not ill take it back
if you can tell someones sexy by the shape of there back
and tell just what there thinking
and know if youve got a chance
and pretend that your not looking and take a secret glance
at their pants
youve got some ass ill take a pass your too much class
but if i did id be the ass your superclass

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