The Blonde And The Coke Machine  

HawksBabyGirl 49F
733 posts
5/21/2006 11:08 am

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5/25/2006 5:44 am

The Blonde And The Coke Machine

There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine.

Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change.

She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mello Yello. As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up.

"Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?" She looked at him and indignantly replied: "Well Duhhh!, I'm still winning"

rm_cnilingsfan2 49M
158 posts
5/21/2006 11:51 am

ROTF good one

easy_8 58M

5/21/2006 12:36 pm

That's a good one..I hadn't heard...

concupiscentKid 41M

5/21/2006 3:20 pm

That was funny!

A blonde and her husband are lying in bed.
Phone rings. Blonde answers it.
Blonde says into the receiver after a very short pause, "How the hell
should I know? It's 200 miles away!" Blonde hangs up.
Husband asks, "Who was that?"
Blonde: "Oh, some woman wanting to know if the coast was clear."

nighthawk_6969 61M

5/21/2006 5:35 pm

hahahaha good ones lmao kissses babygirl

rm_4wolfsr 59M

5/21/2006 6:33 pm

good one!!

Djeeper1987 48M

5/21/2006 7:36 pm

WTF...that was just too funny!!

Carpe Diem

rm_cocokamel 37M
4 posts
5/22/2006 3:58 am

salu la miss comment va tu apelle moi pour un plan sexi et ouvaire ci tu et ouvairet merci

QueenOfSwords 36F

5/24/2006 5:30 pm

Well duhhh ! She was so winning coz drinks cost $2.00

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